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Free at last! Free at last!

Thank God almighty, former Britney Spears bodyguard and man servant, Perry Taylor (with Spears and spawn, pictured), a.k.a. the Manny, is free at last.

Apparently, the handsome youngster opted out of the second coming of Sean Preston (otherwise known as Sutton Pierce). That’s right, he’s got himself a new bitch to dote on, one with considerably fewer letters in his name. Yes, we are talking about Jude Law. His whole name is seven letters! How crazy is that!?

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While Perry/Manny (left, with Jude) may be relieved to be off diaper duty for now, he may have new surprises coming his way. These jobs aren’t always as glamorous as they’re cracked up to be.

Helping Jude Law groom his metrosexual image all day long and following his girlfriend Sienna Miller as she shops at every store in New York City could turn out to be equally crappy…. even if it doesn’t reek quite as bad.

However, he probably won’t have to hear any of K-Fed‘s music, so there’s nowhere to go but up.