For the new big man on the Laguna Beach campus, junior year is all about surfing partying, hanging out with friends and hooking up with chicks. It befuddles the staff at T.H. Gossip, though, why this dude Cameron (pictured), featured so prominently in last night’s season premiere, is such a hot commodity. Where is this place? How does this even happen?
He’s like Jason Wahler, only bigger. And like Jason, Cameron is hooking up with Jessica Smith. That’s right, last season’s cast member, now a high school graduate, is apparently still living in the area, and was back on the show last night. While on a date with Cameron, she expressed jealousy at his other social endeavors. Meaning chicks calling him.
Come on girl. Maybe you can’t get your own spinoff like Lauren Conrad, or become a pseudo-celeb like your former pal Kristin Cavallari.
But you can at least know when to pack it in — and pick a guy that’s not a complete a$$hole. Man, Jessica simply traded in her lying, uncaring ex for a younger model.
It’s a sad, sad scene… and yet like that tragic car accident on the side of the road, we can’t look away.
In other Laguna Beach news, there was little to no screen time for LC’s younger sister, Breanna, although a sneak peak at future episodes (brought to us by MTV’s charming personality Vanessa Minnillo) indicates that LC will be making a guest appearance in the near future. As for the alpha females in this season’s cast? They’re bitches. But what did you expect.