K-Fed is getting ready for his acting debut, but he hasn’t forgotten about rapping just yet, With the release of his debut album, Playing with Fire, due to hit stores in October, the deadbeat complete failure multi-talented Kevin Federline is already throwing CD release parties. Here are a few pictures from the most recent one, which we came across:
The guy sure loves his Yankees… and wearing his hat cocked to the side like a f*%king retard. Meanwhile, K-Fed’s loving and supportive wife, and the mother of one (soon to be two) of his three (soon to be four) kids, Britney Spears, has unloaded her Manhattan condo. She finally sold the dump after it languished on the market for more than two years — since before her marriage to Federline and the birth of their son, Sean Preston.
The 4,400-square-foot apartment fetched $4 million, $1 million more than the pop princess paid for it four years ago, but $2 million less than her original asking price of $6 million. Still, not a bad return on investment there, Brit. See that, Kevin? That’s how people make money. Investing in real estate. Not by trying to rap and looking like a complete jackass.
As recently as last May, the three bedroom, four-and-a-half bathroom, four-floor apartment — which also has a media room, library and terrace — had been priced at $4.55 million, Spears’ real estate broker confirms. Keith Richards and hip hop mogul Russell Simmons are both prior owners. Sounds like the buyers got a bargain. Sort of.
Chris Toland of the Corcoran Group, who represented the buyers, said that his clients, whom he would not name, are from Los Angeles and are quote-unquote “not celebrities.”
TRANSLATION: They’re freaking losers!