Hello, Paris; Goodbye, All That's Good and Holy

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So, let us get this straight:

In Austria, they pay Paris Hilton $1 million to show up and wave at a crowd?

And in Japan, they base a signature children's line after this waste of oxygen?

The latter piece of news stems from Sanrio, the company behind Hello Kitty apparel. It seems folks across the Atlantic have some sort of Hilton hankering, so much so that they want their kids adorned with backpacks bearing her liking.

Paris Hilton Waves

We can only imagine the line's motto: Paris Hilton - Take an overused human condom to school today!


Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]