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Don’t worry, Gossip-ites, we’ve got the news you’ve been waiting for: yes, Paris Hilton did indeed make more money than Jennifer Lopez last year.

Why the blonde piece of human excrement was comparing herself to J-Lo, we have no idea. But apparently felt she need to set the financial record straight between herself and Marc Anthony’s wife.

Both women have perfume and fashion lines, but Paris earns the bulk of her money through personal appearances. If one could refer to that as “earning.”

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“I’ve made, like, $200 million in the last year, while J-Lo’s only made $150 million,” Paris said. “I get paid $500,000 to go to Las Vegas or Japan and wave at crowds or go to a party. All the time.”

It really is a simple life, huh? It’s also a pathetic, spoiled, lazy, skanky one. Hilton also shared the story of an equally pampered family.

“Only this week I met a family at the airport who wanted me to drop in to their daughter’s 16th birthday party for $100,000 because I’m her idol. So I will.”

That’s sweet. Everyone in attendance can compare bank rolls, servants and eating disorders.