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Chris Robinson, you have no idea what you’re losing. Actually, you probably do.

Now that the Black Crowes rocker has officially split from wife, Kate Hudson, pole dancing Thursdays are gone forever. So are porn-watching Tuesdays. The horror of it all.

The couple got married on New Year’s Eve, 2000. Hudson gave birth to a son, Ryder Russell, on January 7, 2004. Now on the market after six years of marriage, Kate is hopefully reading this hint right now:

Kate Hudson Poses
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There’s a pole in The Gossip offices.