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Hey, fellas, wanna ogle Paris Hilton, but not sure where to find the waste of space? (Hint: Try the bathroom stall, on her knees.) You don’t need a blow up doll to satisfy this unusual urge anymore.

Try a lookalike! Natalie Reid (pictured) looks very much like our favorite “fart in a mitten.” The real Paris even invited the fake Paris to the real Paris’ house for an evening of debating alternative fuel uses in America.

Or giggling and purging.

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“She invited me to her house in West Hollywood, and we hung out. She was totally in shock, like staring at me and taking a lot of pictures,” Reid tells Playboy in its September issue.

That’s right, you can glimpe Hilton naked in the upcoming issue … sort of. Then again, Paris did go all R. Kelly on us and make a sex tape. Who hasn’t seen her nude? Who wants to see her nude?

This is digusting.