Quick note to Matt Leinart, rookie quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals and occasional boy toy: get out of Paris while you still can!
Hilton, that is. The hotel heiress and new pop artist may sing about stars being blind … but that doesn’t mean she can act as though she is afflicated with this or any other handicap while driving! That’s just nonsense.
To sum up the latest controversy surrounding this nitwit: Residents of the exclusive L.A. apartment complex in which Leinart resides told the New York Post that the blonde bimbo actually pulls into a handicapped space every time she visits.
“I find the reports surprising,” said Paris’ long-suffering spokesman Elliot Mintz.
Because she’s shocked that Hilton would pull such a stint? Has she ever met her client?