That lasted awhile.
Days after explaining to Regis and Kelly that she loves being single, Paris Hilton was spotted on the arm of a certain hockey player in Canada.
In town for the Much Music Awards (naturally) over the weekend, Paris was seen partying and holding hands with hockey player Jose Theodore, goalie for the Colorado Avalanche. One might say this ho-bag has a snowball's chance in Hell of remaining on her own for more than 24 hours.
The two left Club Ultra in Toronto together, destination Paris' hotel room and the nasty vixen's five-hole. There's a sordid twist, however, as this could be more than a typical tanging of the first red-blooded male Hilton comes across.
Theodore has a girlfriend, Stéphanie Cloutier. She gave birth to couple's first child, a daughter named Romy, on Saturday, March 18. The pair were expected to marry in the near future.
Then Paris stepped in. While she may have avoided a traffic accident this time, the same can't be said for a bedroom violation of the worst kind.