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Call Tom Cruise a couch-jumping loon all you like. We sure will!

Or joke that Suri Cruise looks Asian, and may not be Tom's kid. We'll do that too.

Suri Cruise Finds Holiday Cheer

Heck, go on and rip Katie Holmes' robotic nature and Victoria Beckham haircut all you like, as well. Our celebrity gossip staffers will do so until blue in the collective face.

But there's no disputing the cuteness of the photos below, in which TomKat and its TomKitten took a trip to France for a friend's wedding. That is one happy family.

 Check out these precious Suri Cruise pictures...

It was a long day for Suri Cruise, having taken her first public steps. Hey, who can blame the little tyke for being tuckered out and wanting to chill for a while in Tom Cruise's arms.

Like just about every female celebrity with a significant other, Katie Holmes is rumored to be pregnant. She says she's not, though, and that's okay with us... as long as we keep finding Suri photos like these. That will tide us over a while.

* sniff *

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It was quite the trip to France for TomKat and its TomKitten.

Decked out in matching, signature off-white outfits, huge shades and bowl-cuts (aww), Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes looked like they were ready to attend a prom in Cannes.

Lug That Baggage

Instead, they went to the wedding of Australia's richest man - a fellow Scientology follower - James Packer to model Erica Baxter. TomKat was its usual self, decked out in drab attire.

Borrrr-ring. Seriously, are these people cyborgs? We hate to say it, but we sort of miss the days when Tom Cruise would at least make a fool of himself jumping on couches.

But at least half of Hollywood's strangest and possibly most boring couple had a little fun on the trip. Katie and baby Suri Cruise frolicked on the beach Tuesday.

As for Katie's BFF, Victoria Beckham, the spicy one was nowhere in sight. For a change. But Katie Holmes has her own style, okay? There is no such thing as PoshKat! Clear?

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Momentarily free of her $35M mansion and her Scientology shackles, the lovely Katie Holmes enjoyed a light moment with daughter Suri Cruise on the set of "Mad Money" yesterday.

Suri Cruise is just so darn cute. We can't wait for the day until the day she files for legal separation and writes a tell-all book. The little Asian baby, who just celebrated her first birthday, is going to have some great stories about Tom Cruise.

Tom and Suri Pic

Follow THIS LINK for a video of Katie Holmes and Suri on set.

Follow THIS LINK for a video of Suri's fun-loving and possibly crazy dad, Tom Cruise, goin' wild and freaking out on Oprah, and - just like the Emperor in Return of the Jedi - trying to destroy the universe by channeling the Dark Side of the Force!

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Katie Holmes has hardly left Tom Cruise's side since they began dating in April 2005.

However, that support has caused her much grief.

Fashion-Challenged Mother and Daughter

According to one Hollywood insider, the actress, who gave birth to daughter Suri Cruise last year, has been told by her kooky husband to attend "mommy classes" taught by Scientology "handlers."

"There are parenting classes," a Scientology source confirms.

"Katie Holmes was quite offended by that," the source tells Us Weekly.

"Can you imagine when you're 28 and have your first child to be told you need to go to this church to become a better mom?"

Holmes now finds herself surrounded by fellow Scientologists, an exception being Victoria Beckham, who one Hollywood insider describes as "her link to the outside world."

Wow. We've talked before about Holmes' battle and how she is a prisoner without bars. But when Victoria Beckham is your link to the outside world ... that's pretty f*%ked up.

From the time TomKat began dating, the actress - who, pre-Tom Cruise, did interviews without a publicist - has been assigned a Scientology "minder," whose job, according to a Scientology expert, is "to make sure that nothing is said or done that would be critical of the church."

In fact, virtually everyone on the couple's staff is a member of the Church of Scientology.

"Everyone who works with Tom is technically minding Katie," a source dished.

So why does Katie stay? What will Suri Cruise's life be like growing up as a Scientologist? What did Tom's ex, Nicole Kidman, think about all this?

Only time will tell, celebrity gossip followers. Only time will tell.

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You can see the expression of excitement on her cute, possibly Asian face. The adorable little Suri Cruise is amped up for the birthday part of her friend Grier (who's one)... and she's already got a present picked out.Check it out!

Suri's dad, Tom Cruise, also looks to be in a pleasant mood - surprising, perhaps, since Grier is the daughter of his one-time arch-nemesis, Brooke Shields. They've since buried the post-partum depression hatchet, though, so all is well.

Free Suri!

As for Katie Holmes, she seems slightly less enthused about the party. This may be because she's brainwashed, submissive, mute and a on a real short leash. But that's just a guess.

It's good to see Suri Cruise, who also just celebrated her birthday, smiling and having fun. Check out our gallery of Suri Cruise pictures for more images of this cutie pie.

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Yes, the youngest-ever Vanity Fair cover star celebrates the big "1″ today.

Crazy to think that it's been a full year since she was birthed by crazy Katie Holmes. It brings a tear to The Hollywood Gossip's eye.

Katie and Suri Cruise

Not since Howard Hughes has a celebrity so successfully combined fame and reclusiveness like Tom and Katie's little Asian baby, Suri Cruise

Representatives for TomKat are releasing no plans of birthday preparations.

However, sources say this celebrity baby birthday is likely to be celebrated in Shreveport, La., where Katie is filming her new movie Mad Money with Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah.

It's her first film since she began her relationship with Tom Cruise.

Rumor has it he's already on his way down there, to celebrate the big day and to make sure his wrongfully imprisoned bride is under his command.

"She is already down there, and Tom and Suri will be flying in," says our source, who did not say just how short Katie's leash is.

In a change of PR reps, Holmes, the possible unnamed subject of a new novel, recently retained West Coast powerhouse Ina Treciokas as her spokeswoman.

"It's part of a plan to normalize the PR, to get it back to what it was before Tom freaked out," says another insider.

"They realize the problems all began when Tom hired his Scientology sister Lee Anne [DeVette] to run the show."

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Who's got more St. Patrick's Day spirit? Is it our favorite cute little Asian baby, or the hunky British actor who steals every scene of Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean? 

That Hat Sucks

At left, we see Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, a.k.a. TomKat, along with their cute 11-month-old daughter, Suri Cruise, getting into the spirit of St. Patrick's Day as they attend the basketball game of Tom's son, Connor Cruise, in Beverly Hills.

At right, we have Orlando Bloom. Not a very original outfit, dude. But hey, at least it's festive. And he's also dated, or been linked to, a number of hot chicks, such as Kate Bosworth and recently Kirsten Dunst, so what does he care?

Who's got better St. Pat's fashion sense? You tell us.

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Are Tom Cruise and his brainwashed, submissive, mute, formerly hot wife expecting yet another visit from the stork in the near future?

According to TMZ, a TomKat confidante went to trendy West Hollywood baby boutique Petit Tresor last week, looking for four "scenarios" for a boy's nursery.

Suri Scores Toys

The friend of Cruise and Katie Holmes was overheard saying:

"We want to be prepared for a baby boy."

Awesome.

We're told the interested themes for unnamed baby boy's room were: sports, nursery rhyme, Scientology, cartoon and the color blue.

Just kidding about the middle one. What would that consist of, though? A bunch of aliens landing and populating the planet and jumping on couches, probably.

Anyway. The estimated cost for an eggshell, blue-themed room alone is a steep $45,000 - but includes a custom-made blue and white antique crib, blue bedding and blue walls with floating clouds, so it's so worth it.

Well, if you're having an alien baby, anyway. Personally, we'd save our money for more important things. Like a Lauren Conrad-inspired wardrobe.

Moving on. The shop was also given a deadline of April 15, three days before little Asian cutie Suri Cruise's first birthday, to come up with the designs.

If the Cruises are expecting a little brother for Suri in the near future, the question is: Is Katie Holmes already preggers, or will said boy arrive via a Third World shopping spree?

Regardless of whether Katie is knocked up like Bridget Moynahan or hunting for an adopted child abroad like Brangelina, the bottom line remains the same:

TomKat is just plain strange.

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The picture below might as well be titled "Portrait of a Very Happy, Slightly Insane, Scientology-practicing Family."

With a bottle and toys in hand, Tom Cruise and his beautiful, brainwashed bride, Katie Holmes, are looking prepared to take their 10-month-old daughter to her big brother's basketball game in Beverly Hills on Sunday.

Off to the Office

If they weren't such lunatics, we'd say this picture is almost cute...

No word yet on whether Connor Cruise's team won the game, or whether that little Asian cutie, Suri Cruise, was vocal in cheering him on.

That's really not important, though. We're just glad to see that TomKat is keeping busy in light of the unsettling injury to BFF David Beckham.

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The life of adorable, Asian, jet-setting celebrity babies is never uneventful. It sometimes means crazy napping... and serious staring contests!

We'd have to say the youngest member of the family wins this round - at least in terms of cuteness, anyway. The media caught up with the spawn of Tom Cruise at LAX, with her mom and grandma. This is one intense pic:

Suri Cruise and Babar

PHOTO CREDIT: Bauer-Griffin

No word on where the elusive little Suri Cruise and that brainwashed little Katie Holmes were coming from, but the trio seen here sure looks ready for some rest and relaxation. Or perhaps a Scientology seminar. Those are always a ton of fun.

Suri Cruise Biography

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