Snoop Dogg Offers Really NSFW Advice to Kris Humphries
Snoop Dogg does not believe Kim Kardashian is the marrying type.
That's the PC, G-rated version of the following video, condensed into a single, far less funny sentence than what this rapper randomly goes off about in a new message for Kris Humphries.
"The first advice is, you dumb ass n-gga, you shouldn't have tried to wife the b-tch," Snoop says below. "She gets around, man. Did you see when Reggie took the b-tch to Africa? She was looking at the Africans cause they had bigger d-cks than his... She's cold-blooded.."
Man, Dogg. Kris could have used these words of wisdom months ago. Watch for yourselves, readers, and see what else has to say about Kim Kardashian:
THG Presents: Best of Celebrity Marijuana Scandals!
Sorry, Armie Hammer. Your arrest for marijuana possession didn't even make THG's Top 10 favorite marijuana scandals ... though it did inspire us to compile the list!
Note that there are plenty of pot smokers out there who don't appear here simply because they haven't been busted for their antics. We snub them, but they win!
Anyway, take a look at some recent stars involved in weed-related police matters below and vote for which celebrity stoner is your favorite ...
10. Chace Crawford / Matthew McConaughey (tie). The Texans tie for the 10 spot based on the classic mug shots taken after their respective arrests.
9. Snoop Dogg. Snoop's arrest this month was about as shocking as ... the #7 man on this list, who was also cited for possession in the same TOWN!
8. Jermaine Hopkins / Sam Hurd (tie). The Lean On Me star and Chicago Bears player may not be household names ... but were big time DEALERS.
7. Willie Nelson. Seriously, just leave Willie alone cops.
6. Soulja Boy. Recently pulled over with his entourage carrying a bunch of weed, cash and a gun. All in one briefcase. Sometimes you gotta travel light.
5. Michael Phelps. Don't hit the bong after winning a gold medal, kids.
4. Brooke Mueller. Charlie's ex claims her infamous crack pipe incident merely involved weed. Even if you give her the benefit of the doubt, what a mess!
3. Jenelle Evans. Girl can't go 24 hours without smoking up! Or getting arrested. At least some of her probation woes stem from positive drug tests.
2. Miley Cyrus. Our #2 scandal didn't even involve weed, necessarily ... but Miles totally smokes it, and who else could compete with this bong video!
1. DMX. The all-time king of celebrity mug shots is only slightly less known for his affinity for the sticky-sticky. Sometimes those things are related!
Who's your favorite celebrity stoner?
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Snoop Dogg Arrested For Marijuana Possession
Snoop Dogg was arrested in Texas this weekend after an actual dog uncovered marijuana on his tour bus at a border patrol checkpoint in Sierra Blanca.
Willie Nelson got popped for weed in the same small back in 2010.
Ironic, seeing as Snoop went off against cops in 2010 for arresting the country singer at the time, claiming, "They better leave Willie the f**k alone."
Snoop Dogg on April 20 of last year. And probably most days of last year.
In Snoop's case, the border patrol ran a standard inspection of the bus, when the K-9 agent alerted its human bosses to a possible hit in a waste basket in the back.
Sure enough, border patrol agents claim they found a red prescription bottle with several joints inside. We're told the bottle contained under a half-ounce of weed.
Officials say Snoop Dogg admitted the dope was his, and that he has prescription for cannabis in California. There is a zero tolerance policy for weed in Texas, however.
Snoop was issued a citation for misdemeanor drug possession and released. If convicted on the drug charge, the 40-year-old could face up to 180 days in jail.
NOTE: Somewhere, Ron Paul is shaking his head over this violation of the D-O-double-gizzle's civil liberties. NOTE #2: Not really, but he would legalize the sticky-icky fo sho.
Snoop Dogg Wins Big on The Price is Right
Snoop Dogg may be a rapper, actor, music mogul and pop culture icon, but that doesn't mean he can't shop for a bargain: Dude won $72,000 on The Price is Right!
Appearing on the show to benefit his youth football league, he flat out raked it in as he assisted contestants playing for a good cause, having a blast in the process.
Snoop said it was his favorite show to watch when he skipped school as a kid, which we imagine was often: "The feeling was still here. It's like it never left."
On a more poignant and serious note, the one time gangsta added, "The Snoop Youth Football League is something that we created over seven years ago."
"It's meant to help inner city kids with all the gang violence and drugs and negativity. I wanted to start something positive that could be here 20 years from now."
Hard not to tip your hat to the Doggfather on that one.
Cori B, Daughter of Snoop Dogg, Does Her THANG!
Cori B has just released her first music video for the song "Do My Thang."
The aspiring star, naturally, is the 12-year-old daughter of Snoop Dogg.
Step aside, Willow Smith. This kid-friendly tune is definitely catchy and Cori B has mad skillz ... even if we can't decide if it's sad or awesome that the same Snoop D-O-Double-Gizzle who used to rap with Dr. Dre is now making cameos here:
What do you think of Cori B's music video debut?
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Billboard Music Awards Fashion Face-Off: Matthew Morrison vs. Snoop Dogg
It's safe to say that Matthew Morrison and Snoop Dogg don't exactly run in the same circles.
Unlike the latter and Charlie Sheen, we can't imagine the Glee star teaming up with the hip hopper on a duet any time soon.
Still, they both walked the red carpet at last night's Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, prompting us to post the latest edition of a THG Fashion Face-Off. Which star is better dressed? Compare. Contrast. Vote.
Charlie Sheen and Snoop Dogg: WINNING!
It's official: Charlie Sheen and Snoop Dogg are "Winning."
With the assistance of producer Rob Patterson, the duo has released much-anticipated duet, with Carmen Electra, Patterson’s fiancee, opening the single by saying: “Oh, good evening Mr. Sheen, are you winning?”
From there, it's on to Snoop rapping about how he's "intergalactic, no prophylactic, raw, uncut." Sheen's voice is digitally altered and heard throughout, uttering his favorite word. Listen for yourself:
An arrangement of the track is being cut specifically for sporting events, as Sheen’s reps have reportedly contacted Miami Heat officials to convice that team to play the anthem during this year's NBA playoffs.
You know, in case you needed another reason to hate the Heat.
Happy 4/20 From THG's Top 10 Celebrity Stoners!
It's 4/20, baby. You know what that means, right? THG does.
Well, sort of. The origins of 420 are hotly debated, but no matter where the term came from, people associate it with smoking massive amounts of weed!
As such, the 20th day of April has become a de facto holiday.
With that in mind, The Hollywood Gossip salutes 10 famous individuals who have been known to puff the herb from time to time. Some even inhale ...
10. Bill Clinton. As President of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton presided over the largest peacetime economic expansion in American history.
But boy, was he a terrible liar. The Lewinsky debacle was technically worse (what with perjury charges and all), but "I didn't inhale" was pretty legendary.
9. Jeff Bridges. He played The Dude! Enough said, really. But to further our argument for his inclusion, we suggest reading these Big Lebowski quotes.
Charlie Sheen and Snoop Dogg to Collaborate, Actually Release Single
From the Department of You Couldn't Make This Up If You Tried...
Charlie Sheen and Snoop Dogg are working on a single together. The former Tweeted a photo of himself and the rapper inside a recording studio this week, as the pair is seated alongside guitarist Rob Patterson. He'll reportedly produce the track, which will serve as Sheen's anthem during his upcoming tour.
"Warlock meets his makers-music makers that is @SnoopDogg @robpatterson666 get ready to rock the Sheenius within," the actor wrote underneath this photo.
Last night, Snoop told George Lopez: "I love having relationships with different people who aren't the normal, who aren't the usual. One thing about Charlie, he's not normal, he's not usual."
Sheen's My Violent Torpedo of Truth tour will visit 20 North American cities and conclude in Seattle on May 3.
Cameron Diaz Outs Celebrity Weed Connection
Cameron Diaz and Snoop Dogg go way back.
So far back, they put the high in high school.
"We went to high school together," the said of her fellow Long Beach Polytechnic High School alum on Wednesday's Lopez Tonight. "He was a year older than me."
HOOK IT UP: Girl's gotta get her smoke on.
"I remember him even back then, he was very tall and skinny. He always wore lots of ponytails. I'm pretty sure I bought weed from him."
Diaz adds of Snoop, who has not lost his passion for the herb, and even has a medical marijuana card now, that "I was green even in high school!"
