Ryan Lochte is an Olympic champion. The swimmer defeated Michael Phelps in the 400 Individual Medley at the 2012 Summer Olympics and is...

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Whether you're high on life or just high, 4/20 is the day for you.

It's a de facto tribute to all things marijuana and we know more than a handful of celebrities who'll be smoking some bud today.

While there are definitely more than 20 celebrity stoners we could have listed here, this seems like as good a place as any to start.

So, while they roll up a joint and try to work on a Giant M&M Cookies Recipe or a Funfetti Cupcakes Recipe ahead of time, you can roll up a chair and flip through this slideshow.

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"You knowz mofo be rollin' up summa dat dank ass sticky-icky-icky and gettin' fizaded off the bubonic chronic right muthaf--kin' now." Uhhh, what Snoop said.

Notably not pictured? Seth Rogen

Because of Seth Rogen's well-documented devotion to the doobie, and those who love to get high with the actor, he gets a slideshow of its own.

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David Letterman may not have a clue who he's talking to these days, but that can make for some funny exchanges, as we saw last night with Ryan Lochte.

While slightly more restrained than the Philly anchors who LOST IT after interviewing the Olympic swimmer, Dave seemed baffled by the same thing:

Why does Ryan Lochte have a reality show again?

It's a fair question, and the What Would Ryan Lochte Do? star attempts to explain it as best as you can hope from a man (and show) of such substance.

Watch a portion of their exchange below:

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You have to watch the anchors of Good Day Philly break down in tears - laughing - three seconds after completing an interview with Olympian Ryan Lochte.

Ryan came on the show to promote his new reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Apparently Ryan doesn't do TV interviews, that's for sure.

Check out the end of this one - and the anchors' reactions:

You know it's bad when you zone out live on camera, as if your mind is somewhere else (or just absent) ... and then when you do talk, it may be worse.

But hey, the man can swim a 400-meter individual medley, and "if you're the man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning" is a mantra to live by.

Whatever that means.

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What Would Ryan Lochte Do? A new E! show asks that very question, and the result looks completely ridiculous, even for a network that employs Kim Kardashian.

"Don't duplicate," the Olympic swimmer urges. "Just recipitate."

And with that, we give you this amazing extender trailer:

The nearly-five-minute What Would Ryan Lochte Do? preview shows him showing off his "Lochte edge" shoes (whatever that means), partying, training, etc.

In addition to gratuitous ab shots and footage of Ryan hitting on girls, we're also treated to pearls of wisdom from the athlete, who has his own catchphrase.

"If you say it like how it's spelled, it's 'jeah.' But that's boring. No one wants to hear that. So you really have to put that enfidence on that 'J.' JA-EAH."

Consider yourselves smarter for having experienced this.

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Swimming champion Ryan Lochte covers ESPN the Magazine's forthcoming music issue, and in doing so recreates Nirvana's seminal 1991 album Nevermind.

Smells like ... Olympic team spirit?

Ryan Lochte Nirvana

Of course, unlike the baby boy grasping for the dollar bill in the grunge rock band's iconic photo, Ryan didn't actually go completely nude for ESPN.

Don't worry ladies, the hunk's not going anywhere, There's always hope on E! Ryan Lochte reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Seriously.

For comparison, or for those of you too young to even know what the heck he's doing an impression of here, check out the Nevermind cover below:

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He's already conquered the world of swimming. Up next for Ryan Lochte? The world of reality television.

The Olympian will star in his very own series on the home of Kim Kardashian and company. It will be titled "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?" and, according to an E! News press release, it will...

Ryan Lochte Photograph

...  “feature the swimmer partying and training as he prepares for the 2016 Rio Olympics while building his fashion line, making media appearances, dealing with his close-knit and outspoken family and friends and looking for the right girl."

In other words: don't get on Ryan Lochte winning any medals in 2016.

Since his impressive performance this past summer, the well-scultped athlete has made appearances on 30 Rock and 90210.

Will you tune in for his reality show?

 

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People crowned Channing Tatum Sexiest Man Alive 2012 this week.

Somewhere, the Speedo-wearing, Olympic medal-winning, certified hunk Ryan Lochte is pissed that he was merely on the inside of the annual issue!

Okay, he probably doesn't care. Heck, it's Ryan Lochte. He probably forgot what this shoot was for 30 minutes later. But come on. Eat your heart out, Chan.

Ryan Lochte, Speedo

You're welcome, ladies. And dog lovers.

Who's sexier, readers?

 

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Seth MacFarlane impersonated Ryan Lochte on Saturday Night Live's “Weekend Update” segment two nights ago, giving Seth Myers a preview of fall TV shows.

The Family Guy and Ted movie creator just eviscerated the Olympic champion, portraying Lochte as a dumb jock with lines such as “I was America in Olympics.”

"Ryan" referred to Matthew Perry's new show Go On as "Goon" (he didn't realize it was two words) and kept calling Animal Practice “Monkey Hospital.” #JEAH!

The kicker? At one point he randomly says, "It feels so weird to be dry."

Watch Seth's brutal parody of the Olympic swimming champ here:

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We recently said Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively may be the hottest couple ever.

Ryan Lochte and Olivia Culpo (Miss USA!) might give them a run for their money.

If they're even a couple, of course. The Olympic swimming stud and reigning beauty queen were spotted at New York's Fashion Week together. #JEAH!

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Ryan Lochte and Olivia Culpo continued the night together at NYC hotspot 1Oak where they were seen sitting and chatting at a table around 1 a.m.

According to news reports, the not-unattractive duo met last Wednesday at shoe designer Brian Atwood's party at the Four Seasons restaurant.

Hopefully Ryan's not just rebounding now that his crush Blake - who he wanted to cameo on Gossip Girl just to meet - is off the market for good.

Either way, Olivia's hardly a consolation prize. She's Miss USA, people! What do you think ... do they make a cute couple? Lochtulpo? Rylivia?

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Ryan Lochte would love to score a cameo on Gossip Girl.

The reason is simple: Blake Lively stars on Gossip Girl.

Since his powerhouse performances at the London Olympics, the swimming champion has already booked guest-starring gigs on both 90210 and 30 Rock and was even considered (briefly) as a candidate for The Bachelor (he's now out of the running).

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  • Blake Lively in NYC

Not shabby. At the Rebecca Minkoff show at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in NYC last week, Ryan was asked what show would he love to book next?

"Gossip Girl," the 28-year-old answered with a big smile, adding that "If I'm ever [considered for a cameo on] Gossip Girl, I will not turn that down."

Why? "Because I have a big crush on Blake Lively!"

Sorry man. Blake Lively married Ryan Reynolds last night in S.C. But it's okay to crush on her still, right? At least that's what we're telling ourselves.

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