Kacey Jordan is a blonde-haired porn star that has battled a drug problem for many years. She made major news in early 2011 for a few...

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

I was just high.

That's basically the explanation Kacey Jordan has given for last week's alleged suicide attempt, during which one of Charlie Sheen's former goddesses texted a number of disturbing messages and was found by police on a hotel bed, surrounded by pill bottles.

Was she really trying to kill herself?

A Former Goddess

No, says the woman whose real name is Courtney Roskop. She tells TMZ: "I was not trying to kill myself. I was held at Northwestern University's psych ward for 48 hours, and was evaluated by many mental health experts who all agreed that I was pretty with it. And not psychotic.

"But they did tell me they felt I made bad decisions under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Duh!"

We're pretty sure Kacey means: Duh... losing! Let's hope she gets help.

[Photo: WENN.com]

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

The saga of Kacey Jordan took a tragic turn last night.

According to police reports, the porn star - who partied with Charlie Sheen in January and claims she may have aborted the actor's baby - attempted to kill herself last night.

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

As first reported by TMZ, Chicago police were called to the Peninsula Hotel at 6:51 PM after Jordan Tweeted a slew of suicidal messages (e.g. "i've over done it... the more i do...i keep passing out... i just pray i wake up each time") that stated she had taken a lot of pills an wanted to die. They found her on a bed, prescription pill bottles in hand, broken glass and alcohol scattered around the room.

There were also cuts and scrapes along Kacey's arms.

Continue Reading...

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Charlie Sheen is rather casual about his life of cocaine, porn stars and partying. In fact, it's difficult not to find such a cavalier attitude humorous.

But the relaxed view on unprotected sex and abortion taken by Kacey Jordan - the adult film actress who texted Sheen a couple weeks ago, claiming to be pregnant - is less of a laughing matter.

In an interview with Radar Online, Jordan says she went through with an abortion last Thursday (her fourth such procedure) and the child may have belonged to Sheen.

Kacey Jordan on unsafe sex with Charlie Sheen: "I was just impressed he was able to finish."

"I went home to Oregon to have it because that is where I grew up. I was sick and on the couch all day," said Jordan. "I think it might have been too soon to be Charlie's baby, but you never know. I get pregnant very easily."

There are steps one can take to avoid that state, of course. Did Kacey and Sheen use a condom?

"Charlie and I tried to use protection... I kept having to put it on again. I don't want people to think I just had sex with him and didn't try to use one," she said, unaware that one doesn't receive an A for effort when it comes to intercourse.

Jordan adds that she had sex with a different celebrity a week prior to Sheen, but "I can't talk about him because I had to sign a release." The baby may have been his.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Charlie Sheen just got the dreaded text message from Kacey Jordan.

One of his most notorious playthings says she is pregnant - hey, he always wanted a "porn family" - but luckily for Charlie, she does NOT think it's his.

Not that he's going to be on the hook either way. She's "taking care of it" ASAP.

The awkward text message Kacey sent him yesterday afternoon appears here:

Pregnant

After dropping the p-bomb, Kacey continued, "I don't believe it's yours, but I'm going to Oregon to take care of the situation." We're sure he feels relieved.

As for why Kacey Jordan thinks Charlie is in the clear? He used protection, BUT Kacey says both of them were so out of it she's not positive it did the trick.

These things happen during 72-hour cocaine benders. Don't you hate that?

According to sources, Kacey, who already aborted K-Fed's baby in the past, plans to terminate the pregnancy soon, and never heard back from Charlie.

Probably for the best. These two really don't need to be procreating.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Forget being a Two and a Half Men man. Kacey Jordan now makes it clear: Charlie Sheen is a two and a half minute man!

For the second time in a few days, the busty porn star has opened up about her night of drugs and sex with the supposedly rehabbing sitcom star.

"It was okay," Jordan told E! News. "It didn't last very long... Because he was so f-cked up."

Saying Sheen made numerous "excuses" for his performance, Jordan described the intercourse as "a three-minute ordeal."

"After sex we just sat in bed and he held on to me," she added. "He was sloppy but still functioning, [he] wouldn't stop kissing my feet. He promised me he'd get me a Bentley."

Instead, she had to settle for a $30,000 check.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Charlie Sheen has officially checked into a rehab facility, despite claiming he's fine and referring to all of us as a "bunch of turds."

But information about the actor's 36-hour rager is still leaking out, as porn star K-Fed's former babysitter sat down with E! News over the weekend and went into detail about the evening she spent with the troubled moron.

Among the revelations shared by Kacey Jordan in the interview:

  • She witnessed Sheen smoking cocaine for hours.
  • The two had "quick sex."
  • He cut her a $30,000 check and said she was the "missing puzzle piece" for his "porn family."
  • Sheen is "a very nice and polite guy" and he told her he has "porcelain teeth" due to drug abuse.
  • Around 3 a.m.,  Sheen started "punching walls" and "yelling in outrage" because one of the guests side-swiped his car on her way out.
  • When she left, Jordan wondered if she'd ever see Sheen alive again.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Britney Spears is going to love this.

Not only did Kacey Jordan, Charlie Sheen's latest porn star plaything, abort K-Fed's child a few years back, she used to babysit the loser's kids with Britney.

After Brit and Kevin split, Kacey Jordan and K-Fed dated briefly. During that smokin' hot relationship, she would babysit his two sons for him on occasion.

Federleezy Fo Sheezy

WORST SITTER EVER: Britney Spears will surely be thrilled to know her kids were under the care of a trashy porn star that K-Fed was impregnating.

Don't ask us what K-Fed even does that would require him to leave Sean Preston and Jayden James with a babysitter, but that's the story. The scary story.

"I watched the kids when Kevin was dealing with the divorce. He was busy going to so many meetings," she said. "We went swimming ... they were great."

Probably true. Compared to partying with Charlie Sheen, a lot less can go wrong. The odds of ending up in the hospital after OD'ing are certainly smaller.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kacey Jordan has standards.

The 22-year old might be one of several hundred porn stars that have partied with Charlie Sheen, but she draws the line at having a baby with Britney Spears' trashy sex.

Papa-zao!

If ever there were spokespeople for the Pro Choice movement...

According to Radar Online, Jordan often got wasted with Kevin Federline three years ago. They would "hang out at his Tarzana house" and one thing would lead to another which, allegedly, then led to another: a fetus that Kacey aborted.

“Right after the abortion, her partying got so out of control that she left the porn business for a while and straightened up,” a source claims.

This same insider says Kacey has been hospitalized in the past for a "drug and heart" problem. The former centered around crack and cocaine.

Federline's rep said "no comment" when asked about this story, which might be the most shocking development of all: Kevin Federline still has a rep?!?

Kacey Jordan Biography

A Former Goddess Kacey Jordan is a blonde-haired porn star that has battled a drug problem for many years. She made major news in early 2011 for a few... More »
Full Name
Kacey Jordan
× Close Ad