Ever defiant, Joe Francis claims he is not going to jail, despite just being sentenced to 270 days in jail for assault and false imprisonment of a woman.
Francis claims the sentence is "ridiculous" and "absurd" and he won't rest until it's all thrown out. He also says the jury is mentally f--king retarded.
Francis was convicted of falsely imprisoning three women at his mansion in 2011, inviting them over to party and then refusing to let them leave.
When one resisted, he allegedly choke-slammed the girl into the floor.
Still, he insisted after posting bail, "I'm 100 percent innocent."