Doug Hutchison was a random, semi-famous actor for most of his career. He's best known for roles in The Green Mile and Lost. So, what is...

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Courtney Stodden may soon be going down on some male porn stars as the result of a deal with Vivid Entertainment...

... but the busty blonde is not feeling down about her split from Dough Hutchison.

A few days after the couple announced their (totally shocking!) separation, Stodden sat down with E! News and tried to explain what happened.

See, Courtney could not longer "neglect" her "desires" to be independent, causing the relationship to be a source of stress in her life.

“I am happy and I am excited,” Stodden says of being single. “I feel like a little girl again, just being able to start over.

"At 16, I got my marriage license instead of my driver’s license… come on!”

You also married a 51-year old at the time.

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The stunning rumor is now a reality.

It is all over for Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison.

The couple, who made nauseating headlines in 2011 when they got married despite a 35-year age difference, have released a joint statement in which they confirm their separation.

"After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug have decided to become legally separated," the pair said, via The Daily Mail. "Courtney was married at a young age. Now, at nineteen, she's interested in exploring life as an unmarried single young adult -- with the freedom to explore her independence."

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According to a new report, it is all over for Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison.

We'll give you a few moments to pick your jaws up off the floor...

Sources tell Radar Online that Stodden has simply "called it quits" on her three-year marriage because she wants to go in her own direction.

It's also possible she finally realized that Hutchison is 34 years older than she is.

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Phew. We can all exhale.

Courtney Stodden is not ready to be a mother.

Courtney Stodden on Couples Therapy

The 18-year old admitted as much to E! News yesterday, saying ancient husband Doug Hutchison "wanted a baby," but she has other plans at the moment.

"I'm not against kids," Stodden says. "But my career is my baby...And when I'm ready to share that, we'll discuss."

That career at the moment involves a starring role on... VH1's Couples Therapy.

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The new season of Couples Therapy debuted on VH1 Wednesday.

And if you were intelligent enough to watch the Presidential Debate (or ANYthing else) instead of this scripted nonsense, allow us to rundown the impact made by Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison on the program.

Of her 52-year old husband, the new 18-year old said:

"I call him 'Dad' instead of 'Doug' sometimes," to which Hutchison replied: "See, this is the thing ... I'm raising my wife!"

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Courtney Stodden is 17 and husband Doug Hutchison is 52. Clearly, these two are in need of couples therapy.

Instead, they have signed up for Couples Therapy.

Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden Picture

TMZ confirms that the attention-starved duo will appear on the new season of this VH1 reality show, as the two have supposedly admitted there are "obvious problems in their relationship because of their age difference and the notoriety they've gotten because of their relationship."

Translation: we couldn't get our own reality show.

Courtney and Doug will join four other pairings - including Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen - on a series that pretends to provide actual advice for the suffering couples featuring on it. Filming on the new season is already underway.

Will you tune in? Or, better question: How much would you pay to never have to tune in?

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We hope you are sitting down, readers. Because the following news is legitimately shocking.

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have turned down a reality TV offer, actually declining an invitation from VH1 to appear on Relationship Rehab. No, seriously. They said no.

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Strike Pose

"Though Doug and Courtney considered the offer, in the end they felt that this wasn't a perfect fit for the kind of show they wanted to do," an insider told Radar Online.

Relationship Rehab will follow around various couples and provide them with therapists and counseling sessions, which is a significant reason - according to this source - why the pair chose not to appear. Their relationship is supposedly just fine.

"There has been a lot of speculation about their marriage and a lot of people are just waiting for the inevitable train wreck to happen, but Doug and Courtney have an incredibly strong relationship and seem very happy together," the source said. "So doing a show about going into 'rehab' just doesn't make sense for them."

Guess that makes sense. Stodden's life does rule, after all.

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Courtney Stodden has made quite the impression on celebrity gossip followers since she arrived - cleavage out, God blessed - in our lives this May, soon after the 17-year old blow-up doll married 51-year old actor Doug Hutchison.

The aspiring singer and soon-to-be reality star has provided endless, mostly harmless entertainment... until this weekend.

Young wife and middle-aged husband went for a stroll around The Grove in Los Angeles a couple days ago, searing an image in at least one onlooker's mind that can never be undone. Just look at the expression on the following toddler's face (bottom, left) after Courtney passes him by. The poor child may never regain his innocence...

  • Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison in Los Angeles
  • Typical Courtney Stodden Fashion

Also of hilarious note? The expression on the woman's face behind Stodden and Hutchison. It turns from amusement to abject horror. Trust us, random Los Angeles resident. We can relate.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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It costs $10,000 to interview Courtney Stodden. But it costs nothing to speak to the woman whose role model is clearly Kris Jenner, right down to her first name and her job as the manager of a young woman whose only talent is wearing tight tops.

Yes, Krista Keller is happy to talk about her daughter. Any time. Anywhere. For any duration.

"Even though she was just 16, I knew it was going to take a pretty big man to handle her because of her sexuality and because of the attention she gets," Keller tells The Daily Beast in a new interview when asked about her teenager's marriage to 51-year old Doug Hutchison.

Krista says she monitored the emails between Hutchison and Stodden and it was clear the actor loved her daughter "for her heart." As opposed to for her breasts, which Keller wants you to know are real.

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In Wednesday's THG Caption Contest, we asked readers to come up with the best one for this photo of Doug Hutchison, Courtney Stodden and Dr. Drew.

You had plenty of material to make up funny captions here, and you delivered. Our winner is casper cat. Nice work! The winning now appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to my aura and morelike40. Thanks to all of you for playing as always, and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

Courtney, Doug and Drew

"I remember the day my wife was born like it was yesterday ..."

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