They welcomed their baby boy on December 5, but Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have yet to publicly release the little fella’s name.
We took the liberty of offering up a few (unsolicited) suggestions.
So, South and Easton are out of the question. What name should this blessed child take? (UPDATE: We know it’s Saint West now.)
The likelihood of this little guy being gifted with an obscene name seems high, but Kim Kardashian and Kanye West remain unpredictable.
Here’s a look at a bunch of solid options. Let’s do this.
What About “Eynak?”
It’s “Kanye” spelled backward. I was only trying to be helpful.
“Go”
As in “Go West.” Do we likie?
“Robert”
It’s a great tribute to your dad and the baby’s uncle.
“Coast”
So that when your son searches for last name first, he shall see “West, Coast.” Hah!
“Wild”
I’m sorry. I couldn’t help myself.
“Merman”
I’m sorry, but I think “Merman West” has a nice ring to it.
“Balmainer”
You guys love Balmain. Be a team player and honor the brand.
“Yeezy Breezy”
It rolls off the tongue quite nicely.
“Easton”
I still think you should consider this one.
“Kris”
In honor of his grandmother. Wait…no, bad idea.
“Chicago”
It’s Kanye’s hometown. Oh, so it’s as far-fetched an idea as North?
“Preston”
That kid will be classy as sh–.