17 Halloween Costumes Woman Have Somehow Made Skanky By Author Kay Rhodes at Oct 22, 2014 • Category Halloween Costumes How have women managed to make these Halloween costumes so very skanky? We have no idea. But they’ve definitely managed to do so.Slutty Corn1(Getty)You’ll wanna take your time while picking these kernels from between your teeth!Slutty Killer Whale2(Getty)Wow. What a mighty big blow hole you have.Slutty Olaf3Olaf was many things in Frozen. Sexy was not one of them.Slutty Bert4Who out there wants to be my Ernie?Slutty Crayon5I’ll be any color you want me to be!Slutty Cab Driver6Wanna honk my horn? Pay my tab? Stick your penis in me?Slutty Real Estate Agent7Forget closing costs. You’ll be paying the opening (my legs) costs!Slutty French Fries8A sexy, salty treat!Slutty Pizza9How do you like your crust? On the bottom or the top?Slutty Nun10This is just wrong on absolutely every level.Slutty Waldo11Where is this Waldo? In your bed if you play your cards right!Slutty Scissorhands12You may wanna skip any manual stimulation with this one.Slutty Marionette13Go ahead and do anything you want with me!Slutty Sherlock Holmes14May I investigate your crotch?Slutty Pizza Delivery Person15Just the tip? I’ll need more than that!Slutty Clown16I know how to juggle balls. Hehe.Slutty Oompa Loompa17Yes, this costume actually exists. We give up.