That juicy burger in your fur bikini? Yeah, there’s no way you ate that. Here are the 15 best You Did Not Eat That Instagram posts.
Kourtney Kardashian vs. That Fried Thing on a Fork
Kourtney Kardashian IS pregnant, so MAYBE she ate that fried thing on a fork. But probably not.
Bling Bling
Nothing says “mmm….about to devour this!” like an awkwardly angled picture of your fork over a plate just so your bracelet can be in the picture.
How Many Licks Does It Take
Fur bikini. GIANT lollipop WITH the wrapper still on. Neither of those things is how you do it.
Light Reading
We recommend wine with our fashion mags so that when you see the pricetag on “affordable” pieces you can laugh instead of cry. Unless you’re a crying drunk in which case maybe macarons are best.
Pics Or It Didn’t Happen
Sharing a picture of your Starbucks and cookies on Instagram is ALMOST AS GOOD as ACTUALLY sharing the items with friends. See also: Giant Thigh Gap.
In n Out
Audrina Patridge can totes work off that In-n-Out burger and fries at Aquacycle.
Cupcake Curling
If cupcake curling isn’t a thing it’s about to be. And we believe this because he’s a dude.
I Scream
What can she possibly be looking at that is MORE interesting than that delicious looking ice cream cone in her hand?
Because I Got High
Given Miley’s penchant for smoking weed, we can totally believe she’d eat this during some late night munchies.
Ain’t Nobody Got Time
You’re right. Ain’t nobody got time to take a picture of Oreos in the milk because people who REALLY eat them know they’ll get too soggy and sink to the bottom of the mug.
Beach Buns
There is nothing about this sand covered model that makes that burger look appealing OR makes us believe she’s actually about to eat it. The Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s bag in the corner doesn’t help.
Manicures and Macarons
SO MANY MACARONS! Nice nails, though.
Chocolate Modeling
She’s totally selling this chocolate, isn’t she? I mean, don’t you just want to run out and buy a piece right now? (WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?)
Product Placement
That’s some sweet product placement, yo. And a totally natural way to stand in the kitchen while hanging out in the house in your underwear/bikini.
We All Scream
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: the ultimate lifestyle attention whores. There’s no way Kim K ate ice cream BEFORE her wedding.