Don't even pretend! You know you've fantasized about these 25 things every human secretly wants to do. If only we were cats.
Have a Secret Life
So maybe we don't want to cook meth and make millions, but having a secret life and alter ego definitely sounds intriguing.
Roll Around in Money
This is why we play the lottery. To win a lot of money and then bathe in it.
Run Red Lights AND Avoid ALL Traffic
You're late! You're late! No stopping at red lights for you! Also NO MORE TRAFFIC EVER!
Leap Tall Buildings In a Single Bound
This would make commuting SO.MUCH.EASIER. And while we're talking about commuting...
Tell Off Our Bosses
No, we won't be coming in on Sunday. And you can do those TPS reports yourself.
Be the Funniest Person In the Room
So some of us probably ARE the funniest person in the room. That's cool. I guess.
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