You will never see these 13 sex tapes. But hey, that's what dreams are made of.
1. Jennifer Lawrence
Beloved by men and women alike, approachable and yet otherwordly, genuine, talented and personable as well as beautiful, Jennifer Lawrence is uniquely lusted after.
2. Channing Tatum
You watched Magic Mike, which is basically halfway there, ladies. Don't act so shocked.
3. Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis frequently tops guys' wish lists for such things.
4. Ian Somerhalder
One has to assume there would be biting involved.
5. Kate Upton
Kate Upton will never make a sex tape, but here's an astonishing naked GIF at least. You are so very welcome, fellas.
6. Charlie Sheen
Not only is Charlie Sheen engaged to a porn star, he is the Warlock. Who wouldn't watch his drug-fueled freak-fest, just to see what levels of depraved lunacy would ensue?
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