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Sorry Wilmer Valderrama, Harry Morton, Jude Law, AJ Lamas, Calum Best and numerous other men.

But OK! reports that Lindsay Lohan has finally found stability and happiness with Samantha Ronson.

“This is the first healthy relationship Lindsay has ever had,” a true friend of Lindsay's told the tabloid. “Both Lindsay and Samantha have total mutual respect and love for each other. All the nonsense Lindsay’s had in past relationships – the crazy fights, cheating and general immaturity – is totally absent. This is the real thing.”

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan = Rohan!

Another source says this couple, which is yet to officially announce itself to the world, has told a few loved ones about their relationship.

Meanwhile, Lohan and Ronson were spotted together at Disneyland in late September. Said a witness to their canoodling:

"They had a blast, taking photos of each other, going on all the rides, like Space Mountain and the Pirates of the Caribbean. They spent about four hours in the park. Before they left, they bought each other candy.”

That's a sign of true love if we ever heard one.

Sorry, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.

We know you were just looking for a quiet retreat to Mexico this week - but it's our duty to pit these girlfriends against one another in a battle of bikini bodies.

Take a look at the (somewhat grainy) photo of Lohan and Ronson below. Then, answer the following question:

Who looks hotter?

This isn't exactly breaking celebrity news at this point.

But Lindsay Lohan confirmed her relationship with Samantha Ronson for the first time during a radio interview last night.

Asked by Loveline co-host Ted Stryker how long she's been "going out" with Ronson, Lohan laughed and responded: "A very long time."

And there you go, folks.

Congratulations, universe. You win.

After reading how Lindsay Lohan is "really happy," in the latest issue of Marie Claire, we find ourselves glad this former loose celebrity has settled down.

She's seemed legitimately stable since she began dating Samantha Ronson, who Lindsay described to the magazine as follows:

"She's a great person. And she's a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that's changed [in] my life is because of me. I've gone through it, and I've learned to deal with it and I've made the decision to move forward."

It certainly isn't because of your awful mother, Dina Lohan, that much is clear.

Lindsay Lohan is happy in her relationship with Samantha Ronson. We can't help but wish these two the very best.

Samantha Ronson may be an older, British DJ with an affection for Lindsay Lohan.

But it turns out this lesbian isn't so mysterious after all.

She likes Lohan for the same reason as countless guys before her have: giant breasts.

BOOBS!!!

Lindsay Lohan has been more secretive about her relationship with Samantha Ronson than John McCain's camp had tried to be about Bristol Palin's pregnancy.

But a recentl blog entry by the actress pretty mcuh reveals her true, strong feelings for the manish looking DJ. Here it is:

Current mood: smitten
so, samantha and i are looking for DIXIE CUPS… does anyone remember them??? They were given in school as a desert. They are half vanilla/half chocolate.. I have to have them before she gets back-so anyone that can help me find them-please please please, post it for me to see!!!!
take care xoxo
this song is for sr… ILY
Currently listening:
Trouble
By Ray LaMontagne
Release date: By 2004-09-14

It's safe to assume that "sr" stands for Samantha Ronson, while "ILY' is code for "I Love You."

We make fun of Lindsay Lohan a lot. A whole, whole lot.

But her relationship with Ronson actually does seem legit, and we're glad to see Lindsay not flaunting it to the press, as she did so many times in the past during flings with Criss Angel, A.J. Lamas and many, many, many, many, many other men.

Sorry, old habit.

We're just kidding. Of course Samantha Ronson is dating Lindsay Lohan.

But the 31-year old DJ wouldn't reveal the secrets of her relationship with the young actress to Harper's Bazaar.

"With the Internet the way it is, one second we're enemies, one second we're best friends, one second we're lovers, and then we're broken up," Ronson told the publication during a recent feature on her and her two siblings.

It sounds like Samantha Ronson hates celebrity gossip, but loves Lindsay Lohan.

Meanwhile, in an e-mail to the magazine, Lohan chimed in: "I love the Ronsons. They're close to my [heart] and I respect all the work they do... [but] Samantha and my relationship is a private matter."

We actually think the relationship between these two is the best thing to happen to Lindsay in ages. After all, it's been years since Lohan's vagina was actually private.

Two quasi celebrities - that are best known for who they are dating - celebrate birthdays today.

First, we'd like to wish a happy 26th to Aussie actress Abbie Cornish.

The birthday girl is rumored to have had an affair with Ryan Phillippe while he was still married to Reese Witherspoon. Whether or not that's true - and it is - this acting duo is definitely a couple now.

Moving on, Samantha Ronson turns 31 today. We know what this DJ will be getting as a present:

Lindsay Lohan nude. We just hope Samantha takes a long, hot shower afterwars. For like four or five days.

Take this rumor with a grain of salt the size of Lindsay Lohan's boobs.

The News of the World is reporting that the Firecrotch Queen and girlfriend Samantha Ronson will be getting married near the end of the year.

The unreliable celebrity gossip tabloid says Lindsay has been shopping for a white mini-dress for the occasion.

Ronson, meanwhole, is supposedly joking around about sporting a black groom-style suit complete with a top hat.

Might Lindsay become Mrs. Samantha Ronson? Or Sam become Mrs. Lindsay Lohan?

"[Dina Lohan] is still working on the date of the party but it's looking like towards the end of the year," a source said. "

They've been keeping the relationship quiet for months... but they've decided it isn't a fling, it's for life - so they want to make their romance public."

Would you support a Ronson and Lohan union?

Holy crap, the earthquake that hit L.A. yesterday must have caused the hat Samantha Ronson always wears to mysteriously go missing!

Back in Los Angeles yesterday after spreading girl-on-girl love with Lindsay Lohan all over NYC, SamRo showed off her new haircut!

If you can call it that.

As celebrity hairstyles go, this one looks like a doozy ... pretty terrible and practically non-existent. What are your thoughts?

A stylish Samantha Ronson rocks the Brillo pad look.