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We've written a whole lot about her, but we've never actually heard Samantha Ronson speak.

That will soon change, however, when the British DJ guest stars on an episode of 90210. According to TVFanatic.com, the D-lister will show up on the November 3 episode of this CW hit.

Here's a shot of her speaking to Navid (Michael Steger) on the show:

Ronson will appear inside a club during her camero. Ironically - given the nature of her relationship with Lindsay Lohan - she'll offer Navid advice concerning matters of the heart.

We're assuming her words of wisdom will have something to do with locking one's medicine cabinet and having 911 on speed dial.

We were just thinking about how Lindsay Lohan had not taken to her beloved Twitter account to unleash an unnecessarily public rant in what feels like days.

Before, it was the seedy peeps who ransacked her home who bore the brunt of the waif's Tweeting tirade. She knows who you are guys (only she doesn't)!

This time, it's on-off-on-off-on-off lover Samantha Ronson who finds herself in the crosshairs. Not that anyone knows what the hell Lindsay is talking about.

According to Twitter, the rant began around 7:30 a.m. EST, or 4:30 a.m. PST, probably before Lindsay even went to bed. Heck, she's probably still up now.

FIRE(D UP) CROTCH: Something really made Lindsay Lohan fly off the handle this morning. We don't know for sure what, but she sure is pissed @samantharonson.

Regardless, the actress and "fashion ambassador" really needs a lesson in spelling, as well as some protein and probably a whole team of psychologists.

All of the above might help stave off meltdowns such as this.

So here's Lindsay Lohan going all Miley Cyrus (albeit less coherently), spilling her guts like a madman on Twitter, as if anyone gives a rat's a$$.

You have to read from the bottom up, given the 140-character limit. Not that this will likely help you garner any clue as to what she's saying ...

This concludes Thursday morning's stimulating look inside the mind of the great Lindsay Lohan. Suffice it to say, it's not a pretty scene in there.

Lindsay Lohan wants a change of address.

No, really, she's moving. Apparently her current house being broken into twice and constantly surrounded by paparazzi lessened the appeal a bit.

At the same time, Samantha Ronson happens to be moving, sick of constant celebrity gossip photographer presence outside her L.A. residence.

Could they be moving to a new place together?

Not likely. But they both are after more privacy and security. Lohan has movers coming today to transport all her stuff from her rented Hollywood Hills home to a more secure high-rise, which she planned even before her recent burglary.

Early on August 23, Lindsay Lohan came home to find a door off its hinges and a safe ripped out of the wall. The police are still trying to identify three suspects who were caught on tape by surveillance cameras ransacking the property.

Both halves of this troubled, quasi-lesbian couple are seeking new pads.

"I'm sorry i haven't been on in a bit," she Twittered on Wednesday. "My life has been kind of in shambles considering my house was broken into. i feel violated."

She's been violated quite a lot in recent years.

As for Samantha Ronson, she hasn't been robbed, but having to face a bunch of flashbulbs whenever she walks outside hasn't been particularly fun for her.

So she's moving out of her rented Hollywood Hills abode, which currently has a "for lease" sign hanging out front, and is headed for ... an L.A. high-rise!

Hmm ...

Aubrey O'Day appears to have woken up this week and realized that she hadn't made headlines in months.

As a result, she mumbled a nonsensical critique of Heidi Montag's Playboy pics.

Then, in her ever-lasting attempt to fake lesbianism in order to draw attention to herself, O'Day told Curve Magazine that she and Samantha Ronson would be "perfect together."

Yes, Samantha Ronson.

"Every time I see her, I want to go over and talk to her, but it's like she's going to be like, 'You're that girl that tried to say you're gay everywhere,' and I'm like, 'No, I promise — get to know me. We'd be perfect together,'" Aubrey said.

Aubrey O'Day would love to break herself off a piece of this... so she claims.

Of course, Ronson and Lindsay Lohan have had quite the contentious relationship.

But O'Day says this would never happen if she dated Samantha because Aubrey doesn't crave celebrity gossip headlines. (We were almost able to write that with a straight face.)

"It was just, like, on every cover, on every tabloid. Their relationship has been her job for the past year... You just can't live up to that entire Disneyland circus that went on in your relationship," O'Day said.

So well said, Aubrey. In unrelated, non-attention grabbing news, check out O'Day's half-naked, all oiled up Twitter pics!

Stop us if you've heard this before: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together!

On August 7, Star Magazine reports that the roller coaster couple celebrated Ronson's birthday in Chicago. They were joined by Ali Lohan, Sam's half-sister Annabelle Dexter-Jones, and four friends for dinner at Hub 51.

"They kept smiling at each other and holding hands," a witness told the tabloid. "It was very sweet. Not only did Lindsay make a toast to Sam, but because Lindsay was so caught up in the moment, she Twittered a special message to Sam to let her know how happy she was."

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The group then headed to Crimson Lounge, where Ronson had a three-hour deejay gig.

Lohan, reportedly relaxed and sober, watched her girlfriend spin records from a nearby booth.

“Whatever happened during their separation did wonders because Sam and Lindsay were completely different people,” the source added. “Not only were they totally at ease with one another, but this was the first time Lindsay wasn’t constantly clinging to Sam while Sam was working... It was like Lindsay felt secure with their relationship, so she let Sam do her thing.”

So, what's changed for the pair? The anonymous friend said:

“Lindsay is totally abiding to Sam’s rules. Before they got back together, Sam laid down the law to Lindsay and explained the way things were going to be going forward. It appears Lindsay is listening.”

And putting out a lot, that's for sure.

Former actress and Hollywood's #1 train wreck, Lindsay Lohan, is rumored to be on the wish list of the producers of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

Sounds like a good casting fit, only I'm a Celebrity would have a pretty hard time manufacturing the kind of drama she ends up causing nightly in real life.

She of the fiery crotch was caught on video having another epic meltdown on the steps of girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house at 5 a.m. over the weekend.

From what we can gather amid the screaming and sobbing, Lindsay Lohan apparently had been waiting there for hours. When Sam finally gets home, she cries, freaks and starts accusing her of lying about her whereabouts. It only got uglier.

This would almost be sad and depressing if it weren't so darn funny. Can it be both at the same time? Follow the jump to watch Lindsay losing it again ...

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You know what they say. The 36th time is the charm.

Like Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green, these two have broken up and gotten back together so many times that we can't even keep track anymore. And also like the aforementioned couple, one of them is much hotter than the other!

Last night, Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday - which she already did a week ago - by advertising that she is totes back together with Samantha Ronson.

The manly DJ and the Crotch of Fire were seen toting pizza below ...

LiLo and SamRo: Every day is an adventure.

The on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off pair had a very civilized date for them, having lunch in Malibu with no cops called even once!

Hey, it's progress, right?

Stop the presses. Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are back together.

At least for the next couple of hours, at least. Check back after lunch.

Despite her manly ex-girlfriend's assertion that the two are not even friends, Lindsay Lohan was spotted last night by TMZ with SamRo like old times.

The girl-on-girl action partners left a hot spot after midnight and drove off together in the same car. Friends? More than that? Who can say for sure.

But it looks like the crotch of fire is a hard habit to quit.

Samantha and Lindsay are supposedly broken up, but broken up non-friends don't go clubbing together, and leave holding hands, in the wee hours do they?

Despite her best stalking efforts, Lindsay Lohan's turbulent relationship with Samantha Ronson has now hit the final dead end, according to sources.

As she again makes headlines for dubious reasons – this time over a Scotland Yard investigation into a $400,000 jewel heist - LiLo and SamRo are dunzo.

The two never officially got back together after their recent split, inside sources say. Now, after Lohan's latest "manic" antics, they aren't even friends.

"[Sam] let Lindsay back into her life as a friend, but now even a friendship seems impossible," says a source close to Samantha Ronson.

"No matter how many times she promises to change her behavior, Lindsay loses control and starts acting like a maniac."

Where would she ever get that crazy idea?

Amazingly, Sam does not want to take this back.

The recent antics included the Lindsay Lohan topless pic she posted on her Twitter and her long hours of partying in Los Angeles and New York.

"She is telling everyone that Sam dumped her again, but it makes no sense since they never got back together," according to the Sam source.

While the couple had been repeatedly photographed together, sources sany any reunion was strictly based on friendship, not romance: "Sam is a nice person and wouldn't throw anyone out of her life, but it was no more than that."

Guess the reports that she had successfully stalked and retained her girl-on-girl action partner were premature, or based on pure conjecture.

Oh well. Click to enlarge some Lindsay and Samantha Ronson images below, showing the strange couple's most touching moments together...

Has Lindsay Lohan successfully stalked Samantha Ronson?

As reported earlier, the nightmare of an actress followed her ex-girlfriend to London and pretty much wouldn't leave her alone.

Now, based on a couple of recent Tweets, it appears as though Lohan may have worn down the British DJ.

Don't turn around, Samantha Ronson. There's a Crotch of Fire behind you.

"Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!" Lindsay wrote on her Twitter page yesterday, as she and Ronson were photographed at a London airport terminal together awaiting a flight to Los Angeles.

This Twitter message was soon followed by: "Great news to share!! Maybe .... ;)"

Wow. The smiley faced wink of an emoticon?!? They are totally back together.

That's what a source confirms to People, as well, saying:

"They haven't started fighting yet, but they are back together as far as Lindsay is concerned. Lindsay has been doing so much better and has been giving Sam her space. She is really dedicated to making it work."