Bret Michaels
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Bret Michaels may not be Liza Minnelli, but when you prick him - or lower a piece of scenery down on his head - the man still bleeds.

A few days after the hilarious accident that broke his nose, the rocker is speaking out against the awards show and its seeming indifference to his injuries.

On his website, Michaels wrote: "I feel had this incident happened to Liza Minnelli, Dolly Parton or Elton John, the Tonys would have at least issued a letter of concern."

In the statement, the Poison lead singer claims he got dazed and bloodied during the incident, but "the full extent of his injuries remains to be seen until all x-rays are back."

The same can be said for his future on reality TV. What promiscuous, insecure, drunken suitors will wanna sleep with a washed-up rock star with a crooked nose? (Answer: all of them.)

Following an accident at the Tony Awards, Bret Michaels looks more busted than the women that chase his crotch on Rock of Love.

Bret Michaels has outdone himself.

Just when it seemed as though nothing could be funnier than the concept of the rocker finding love on a reality series that locked a slew of skanks inside a tour bus and challenged each to get as drunk and naked as possible on a nightly basis, Michaels almost knocked himself unconscious at last night's Tony Awards.

The long-haired singer's band, Poison, took to the stage alongside the cast of Broadway's Rock of Ages.

The performance went smoothly, until Michaels clotheslined himself on a piece of scenery soon after the rendition of "Nothin' But a Good Time" concluded. It's even more hilarious to watch than read about:

X-rays on the Rock of Love star were taken after the show. Michaels is believed to have suffered a broken nose.

Fortunately, he'll have Taya Parker on his side for at least a couple more days. She can either nurse him back to health or give him a burning sensation in another body part that ought to make him forget about the pain in his head.