NOTE: We have never been cheated on by our husband with a transsexual model while we were eight months pregnant with our second child.
So far be it for us to judge Kendra Wilkinson.
But in the first trailer for her upcoming WEtv reality show, she somehow manages to make Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott look NON-exploitive.
This sneak peek at Kendra on Top kicks off with numerous tabloid headlines, all of which promote Hank Baskett's affair with Ava London earlier this year.
The promo makes no secret of the fact that she has a penis.
We then cut to a crying Kendra talking about her husband's infidelity, while telling a friend that it's true: she flushed her wedding ring down the toilet.
But will Wilkinson flush her marriage down the toilet ins the question, or will she move past it and keep Hank around for the sake of their children?
And did this affair with London even take place? Or is it all a ruse to beef up Kendra's reality series ratings (a question also asked of Tori and Dean's struggles)?
Sadly, at this point, such a scenario would not surprise us.
However, unlike Dean's plaything Emily Goodhand, of whom no record exists at all on the Internet, Ava London personally outed Hank to the tabloids.
So there's that. Did we mention she has a penis?!