Bachelor in Paradise Sneak Peek: Who Shows Up Now?!

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The unabashedly terrible spinoff of The Bachelor and Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise is on a roll bringing back old cast members left and right.

If you watch Bachelor in Paradise online, you'll be privy to one blast from the D-list past after another. Not for everyone, but if it's for you, it's awesome!

Who's next to arrive for a shot at love/drama/15 minutes? This dude!

Somewhere, Emily Maynard is shaking her head in disgust/disbelief.

Kalon McMahon, who infamously called Emily’s daughter Ricki “baggage” on The Bachelorette, and who later appeared on Bachelor Pad, is en route to Paradise!

Raise you're hand if you're excited! Hello? Anyone? Is this thing on?

He actually had a good run on the Pad with former Bachelor runner-up Lindzi Cox, but from the looks of the clip above, he's no hit with the current crowd.

Rejected by not one but two girls, will his date card go unused?!

If you remember Emily DESTROYING Kalon on The Bachelorette, you probably aren't surprised that he was met with a chilly reception by the ladies.

Still ... no one's even willing to go on one exotic date with the guy?

“I had this adventure in the palm of my hand, but apparently no one wants to leave their comfort zone here in Paradise to join me,” he tells the ABC cameras.

At least he owns it, in typical Kalon McMahon fashion, threatening to go on the first ever “1-on-none date” (as in by himself) rather than feel upset about this.

Maybe he'll at least get to hang out with a raccoon a la Clare?

Michelle Money
Michelle Money of The Bachelor and Bachelor Pad fame is back for Bachelor in Paradise. She has been called a "different breed of beautiful." That's one way to describe her.

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so say thanks to these induvidials for dragging the country down.

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