When her kids are away, Kris Jenner will play.
With Photoshop. Much to our nauseating confusion.
The reality TV matriarch posted a strange picture on Instagram today, heavily editing a shot of herself and her three daughters and including with it a message that reads:
"I miss you guys so much @kourtneykardashian @kimkardashian @khloekardashian !!! #pleasecomehome #love."
Did we mention that everyone in the image is TOPLESS?
For the record:
Kim Kardashian is in Punta Mita, Mexico, posing often in a bikini with Kanye West while he records his new album.
Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are living in New York, where they are filming the reality spin-off series Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons and trying to avoid the #NoDASH campaign haters.
It's unclear why Kris chose to splice together a photo of her and her kids without a shirt on... but it's not at all unclear now why Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner keep posing topless, is it?