On The Real Housewives of New York City Season 6 Episode 9, the women drove on up to the Berkshire Mountains for some rest and relaxation ... yeah right.
You know the old saying:
If a weekend trip doesn't involve Ramona Singer throwing a drink at Kristen Taekman's face, why even watch The Real Housewives of New York City online?
After swimming up to the canoe where the ladies were chatting, Kristen Taekman heard Ramona Singer talking about her and her husband, Josh.
It was ON.
Kristen splashed water on Singer (whose hair had just been done). Ramona retaliated by throwing a plastic glass at her face, causing her to start bleeding.
Just last week, the 57-year-old threw a glass of Champagne after being teased about being jealous of Sonja Morgan's relationship with a 23-year-old.
The Real Housewives of New York City Season 6 Episode 9 drink-tossing had the added appeal of taking place inside a canoe. That's hard to pull off!
"Ramona is definitely very intimidating," Taekman said later, addressing the tension on the show. "You are either on her good side or her bad side."
"When I first met Ramona and Sonja," Taekman recalls, "I couldn't get a word in edgewise ... I couldn't even get my whole name out."
"They talk over each other and they are loud; they have their own little language. It's crazy, and Ramona's arms are flailing all over the place."
"It was crazy, like, 'What is going on? Who are these women?'"
It's a burning question we have not yet answered, K.
Meanwhile, Carole is using a matchmaker to end her six-month dry spell, while Aviva sadly (fortunately?) missed out on all this because of a kid's camp.
Next week's episode appears to up the crazy quotient even higher, as Ramona tries convince everyone that the trees of the Berkshires are causing PTSD.
Seriously, she is like totally freaking out over this.
We're going to go out on a limb and guess that the first time Heather invites Ramona and Sonja to her Berkshires home is also the last. So that's good, Ramona.