Game of Thrones has its humorous moments, but it could hardly be described as one of the funnier shows on TV.
Imaginary texts from its main characters, however, are freakin' hilarious:
Season 4 episode 5 of Game of Thrones may have featured a particularly brutal ending (even by GoT standards), but that doesn't mean we can't find the hilarity in Bran and Jon's missed reunion or Meera's near-death experience.
Ever wondered what it would be like to borrow Hodor's Droid? Now you can find out!
The texts even feature a reference to Sweet Brown (Remember her?) in a flawless combination of two of the Internet's favorite things: Game of Thrones and viral videos we all should've forgotten about years ago.
So jump into the gallery above to find out what it would look like if Arya Stark and the Hound communicated via smart phone instead of issuing face-to-face death threats.
It'll make you more thankful than ever that you live in a time in which you can use a wide variety of Emojis when telling someone you want to murder them in their sleep.
Watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic and then take full advantage of your ability to text spoilers to your friends.