In the wake of Kate Middleton's now-infamous dress flare-up, a royal female "minder" has reportedly been hired to make sure this stops happening.
By now you've likely seen, or at least heard about, the Kate Middleton bum photo that a paparazzo snapped after a rogue guest of wind revealed it.
No matter how pert, toned, underwear-free, accidental and generally amazing the result, such things are not looked highly upon in her social circles.
Hence the family's new hire, at least according to the Mirror.
If you believe that source, a "female minder" to follow the Duchess of Cambridge around and make sure her dress never flies up above her knees again.
Which is ridiculous and hilarious, yet somehow believable.