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In the wake of Kate Middleton's now-infamous dress flare-up, a royal female "minder" has reportedly been hired to make sure this stops happening.

By now you've likely seen, or at least heard about, the Kate Middleton bum photo that a paparazzo snapped after a rogue guest of wind revealed it.

No matter how pert, toned, underwear-free, accidental and generally amazing the result, such things are not looked highly upon in her social circles.

Contemplative Kate Middleton

Even the silver lining - attention diverted from the never-ending speculation over whether Kate Middleton is pregnant and/or weighs 98 pounds - was of no consolation.

Hence the family's new hire, at least according to the Mirror.

If you believe that source, a "female minder" to follow the Duchess of Cambridge around and make sure her dress never flies up above her knees again.

Which is ridiculous and hilarious, yet somehow believable.

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One Direction fans could use a laugh these days.

Earlier this week, Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik were caught smoking pot on camera, while also seeming to insult African-Americans.

Many are calling for the pair to apologize, especially because they appeared to drop the N Word in the leaked video.

So with that scandal hanging over the group, at least Harry Styles has given us a reason to smile.

During a recent concert in Dublin, the handsome singer was sitting and chilling when a fan tossed a bra right at him. Styles grabbed the item, looked at it in confusion and immediately tossed it back.

Humorous stuff. Watch now:

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Model, fashion reporter and LOLO magazine editor-in-chief Lauren Scruggs is engaged to Jason Kennedy, the E! TV co-host announced personally.

Kennedy shared the news Instagram Friday, May 30, after faking people out with an alleged trip for work that was really for something way better.

Lauren Scruggs and Jason Kennedy

"Truth is I never flew to New York, I flew to Dallas and asked her if she would spend the rest of her life with me," the 32-year-old wrote of his fiance.

"I love you @laurenscruggs."

Jason Kennedy proposed with candles that spelled out "Will you marry me" outside at night, as he appeared to look up at his bride-to-be, 26.

Scruggs, 26, gushed about the proposal as well, showing off her engagement ring and writing, "Possibly the best night of my life. I love you beyond."

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Talk about giving new meaning to the word "crunch!"

In the following video, an overweight individual digs into a slice of pizza while working out his abs, either proving that he's seriously rushed for time or really doesn't understand the concept of exercise.

There's little else to really say about the video, except that Jillian Michaels likely just fainted, stood up... and fainted again.

Dude, even Jessica Simpson knows how to lose weight.

And she doesn't know the difference between chicken and tuna.

We'd tell you to shape up... but you'd likely inhale an entire pie while doing so.

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Amidst all the political intrigue, epic battles, and incestuous sexy-time, the incredibly clever dialogue on Game of Thrones is sometimes overshadowed.

So, as season four of GoT begins to draw to a close, we figured it would be a good time to reminisce on the most scathing insults to spring from the minds of author George R.R. Martin and showrunners D.B. Weiss and David Benioff. 

Tyrion on Jaime - Season 1
"We have our differences, Jaime and I. He is braver; I am better looking."

In case you're unaware, folks in Westeros don't always get along, and when they're not disemboweling each other with swords they're firing off equally cutting put-downs.

Naturally, many of the highest caliber disses issue forth from the mouth of the sharp-tongued imp, Tyrion Lannister.

Conversations between Tyrion and his malevolent sister Cersei play out like a sort of master class in medieval insult comedy. We guess when you've hated someone for your entire life, you've got plenty of time to think of wicked ways to knock them down a peg.  

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When so many of Hollywood's finest fall into the downward spiral of alcoholism and drug abuse, it's sort of refreshing to find celebrities who manage to pull themselves back from the brink.

Or avoid it completely. Take Blake Lively, who prefers curling up with her hottie husband Ryan Reynolds to relax instead of unwinding with a glass of wine.

With a husband like Ryan Reynolds, who can blame her?

Blake Lively
Blake Lively is a foodie instead of a drinker and prefers curling up on the couch with husband Ryan Reynolds to relax instead of pouring herself a glass of wine.

Stars like Christina Ricci and Russell Brand have a well-documented history of drug and alcohol abuse, but were thankfully able to get themselves clean and stay that way.

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Once Upon a Time, Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas became first-time parents.

And that time took place this week!

"Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas welcomed a baby boy yesterday, May 29," the couple's rep told People on Friday. "This is their first child. Both mom and baby are doing great." 

Once Upon a Time Parents

The stars met on the set of ABC's Once Upon a Time and got married last month.

They announced their engagement and the fact that Goodwin was expecting in November.

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Farrah Abraham turns 23 years old on this 31st day of May.

Happy birthday to our favorite porn star who claims she's not a porn star, even though she starred in a porn production - sorry, "leaked sex tape" last year.

In fact, she spent her last birthday promoting it at a sex convention in Florida. Imagine that. What's she up to this year? Pushing her erotic novel trilogy.

Its title? Celebrity Sex Tape. Seriously. Can't make this up.

Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume
Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

Hey, if you're in New York, you can celebrate with her tonight at Pacha NYC. For just $25, you'll get to hang out with the Backdoor Teen Mom herself.

Sounds like Abraham wants you to be there, too. Hardcore.

"Hello good looking!" Farrah Keeked this week, to whom we're not sure (we'll go with you). "So, there is a sexy week coming up in New York City."

"I can say that because every party has the word 'sexy' in it!"

"So, of course, you know my sexy 23rd birthday bash with some awesome celebrities from all your favorite networks - Bravo, E!, VH1, MTV."

"They're all gonna be there supporting my birthday!"

Don't everybody line up at once now. Breathe.

In all seriousness, have fun, girl. Despite how many times we've seen Farrah Abraham crying over the years, here's hoping there will be no tears tonight ...

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Ray J was arrested in Beverly Hills on Friday night after a disturbance at the Beverly Wilshire hotel bar led to an ugly altercation with law enforcement.

The Kim Kardashian sex tape star was reportedly causing a scene, prompting someone to call the cops. Officers were dispatched to the establishment.

Details are hazy, but at some point, hotel staff confronted Ray J and asked him to leave, but he refused. Eventually, police tried to escort him out.

He did not go quietly. In fact, he became irate.

TMZ photos show officers questioning Ray and an unidentified woman before they put the handcuffs on him, which is when things really got ugly.

Ray J allegedly kicked out the window of police vehicle while in the back, and was charged with battery as well for spitting on an officer during the arrest.

He was booked for trespassing (presumably the original, minor hotel offense), plus vandalism, resisting arrest, and battery, according to reports.

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Earlier this week, 50 Cent threw out the worst first pitch in Major League Baseball history.

This is a photogenic fact.

Asked to explain what the HECK happened during an appearance on Good Morning America today, the rapper swore such an incomprehensibly poor toss was not a publicity stunt.

"It slipped! It slipped out of my hand," the 38-year-old said. "I’m not a professional pitcher, I make music."

Fiddy said the pitch has became so notorious so quickly that the police even pulled him over just to talk about it.

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