Lindsay Lohan: Jennifer Lawrence Has Sex For Roles!

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Whoa. We all know lying is one of the only things Lindsay Lohan does well (the others all involve different orifices), but in her recent interview with Kode magazine, the "actress" has finally gone too far by leveling accusations against flawless Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence.

In the interview, Linds throws serious shade on Ms. Lawrence when she indirectly accuses America's Sweetheart of sleeping her way to the top.

When asked about Jen falling at the Oscars, Lindsay reportedly pouted and angrily replied, "She's so fake and I'm sorry, I'm not going to f*ck for roles."

Yup. She went there.  

This, of course, is the latest in a recent string of classy moves from Lindsay, including possibly faking a miscarriage to get out of work. 

J-Law is unlikely to address these charges, what with her being a sane, intelligent person who actually has a career and doesn't want to get caught up in Lindsay's crack drama. 

So allow us to reply for her: 

Lindsay, you are a terrible actress and a worse human being. We understand that you think you can elevate yourself by dragging other people down, but really, talking trash about the people you clearly envy just provides further evidence of what everyone already knows: you're a sad, spiteful liar and you'll continue to sabotage yourself personally and professionally until you disappear from public view altogether.

Glad we cleared that up.

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God Bless u Tyler for defending that despicable Lindsay lohan for those outrageous comments about Jlaw. And thanks for saying what I thought. Lohan has no talent and why everyone keeps saying she is so talented??!! Where do these people live Mars??! She missed her window - it's over, too much talent out there now.

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To paraphrase Patton Oswalt owning a heckler, I think that Lohan was told that is she isn't in the spotlight every couple of weeks, demons will come out of the ground and gang rape her.

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I bet that Jennifer Lawrence's movies are better than Lindsay's OWN reality show is truthfully.

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Jennifer Lawrence is younger but more mature and more attractive than Lindsay Lohan is. That is the hardcore truth. I would choose J. Law over LiLo anytime.

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Whatever she smoked it and so now she's forgot that if this indeed
happened to JayEl she forgot the real implication that JL is then
a victim by governmental standards.What kind of synthosub has
she done?

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I do think JL is fake, as Lilo says.
But I also think LiLo is a liar, and desperate. If anyone would be willing to F for for roles, Id bet Lilo would line them up if she could.

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She almost got the role for a 70's porn star Linda Lovelace, she turned it down while she was in rehab. So the role went to her former co-star from Mean Girls, Amanda Seyfried.

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99.99% of celebrity women got their start and first few roles by being open access to any and all executives that wanted them ..Notice the female celebrities rarely bring up the issue almost all of them have a "past".

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Earth to LiLo: There isn't anyone left in Hollywood that would sleep with you for anything. You are trashy porn-doggy material inside and out...Woof!

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I looked up her movie the canyons, her costar was james dean. I only know the name because hes farrah Abrahams pornstar. Must be a great movie. Wasn't she planning on being in deep throat at one point? She claims she's dating a married family man, as well. I don't know much about jennifer Lawrence, but I bet she's not doing porn and married men.

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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