Simon Cowell Baby Photo: Judge It Now!

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The words are kind of scary, but also pretty adorable:

Simon Cowell is now a father.

The former American Idol judge and X Factor producer welcomed a boy named Eric into the world on Friday - and we've got the photograph to prove it!

The first-time father and girlfriend Lauren Silverman posted the following image of themselves and their two-day old baby online today, as not even Simon himself could think of anything negative to say about it.

“I never knew how much love and pride I would feel,” wrote Cowell as a caption.

Simon Cowell Baby

Here's a look at other famous couples expecting in 2014:

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are expecting their first child together! Congratulations to the happy duo.

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Simon Cowell Biography

New American Idol Judges Simon Cowell is our favorite American Idol judge. He's sometimes mean, but always honest and entertaining. He also knows how to put Paula... More »
Born
Birthplace
Simon Phillip Cowell
Full Name
Brighton, East Sussex, England

Simon Cowell Quotes

It was a little bit like Chihuahua trying to be a tiger.

Simon Cowell [following David Archuleta's attempt to sing a Chris Brown song]

I’d pack your suitcase.

Simon Cowell [to Jason Castro, after the former sung "I Shot the Sheriff"]
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