Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Recap: Here Come the Stress Poops!

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Typically, we recap Here Comes Honey Boo Boo in our patented +/- style, handing out or taking away points based on ridiculous/entertaining developments within an episode.

But most of last night's Season 2 finale was focused on June Shannon in the bathroom, pooping out her stress on the day prior to her commitment ceremony.

Were we grossed out enough to stick a -1,000 on the installment and call it a day? Yes. But then Sugar Bear summed up the appeal of this family in one quote, captured in the following photo, which reversed our decision entirely...

... that's sweet in its own, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo way, no?

So 1,000 points all around and a rundown of the top best quotes from the finale below!

Pastor Dan: "If you believe in God, I'll marry ya."

Pastor Dan: "You got to be really special to eat roadkill."

Honey Boo Boo: "The most important thing for the wedding is the water slide."

Honey Boo Boo: "The commitment ceremony's coming up and it's making Mama really stressed, so she's pooping a lot. It's simple math."

Honey Boo Boo: "Mama's gonna look like a giant bullfrog spray tanned."

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