Christina Aguilera 1, World 0.
The 32-year-old pop superstar and Voice coach, who has experienced her share of ups and downs when it comes to her weight, is winning at life. Hard.
Feeling happy, healthy, and confident, Aguilera posed for some seriously sizzling pictures in October's issue of Maxim, looking sexier than ever.
Guys, try to contain yourselves.
"I'm such a down-to-earth girl, I'm comfortable in just a jersey and boy's underwear," says Christina, who will return for The Voice Season 5 this fall.
"Trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing you can do," she adds, and certainly looks to be taking her own advice. Sexiness should be effortless."
Here's another shot of her looking effortlessly, breathlessly, outstanding:
Sorry to inform the uninformed, but Christina is off the market these days.
She's been dating Matthew Rutler for several years, in fact, and between Matt and her son Max, 5, she has her hands full with the two main men in her life.
But at least you have THG's Christina Aguilera photos, guys. Welcome.