Ron Burgundy to Release Memoir

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We know he can play the flute. And woo women. And guzzle milk like a champ.

But who knew Ron Burgundy could write?!?

The beloved newscaster has announced that he will release a memoir in anticipation of Anchorman 2. It will be titled "Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings" and it will hit book shelves on November 19.

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Teased Burgundy in a press release:

“I don’t know if it’s the greatest autobiography ever written. I’m too close to the work. I will tell you this much: the first time I sat down and read this thing…I cried like a goddamn baby, and you can take that to the bank!”

To paraphrase one of our favorite Anchorman quotes, we'd rather take it to a glass case of emotion. Maybe while eating a wheel of cheese.

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Anchorman Quotes

Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

Ron Burgundy [on bicep curls]

I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

Ron Burgundy
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