Alex Rodriguez returned to Yankee Stadium last night for his first home game since Major League Baseball suspended him for steroid use and general douchebaggery.
The maligned third basemen went 0-4, struck out three times and was booed lustily.
Fortunately, however, 27-year-old Nick Falliven hit a home run with his girlfriend prior to the game, getting down on one knee in front of a local news camera and popping life's most important question.
Would this be another public marriage proposal gone wrong? Watch now and find out for yourself!