How Man of Steel Should Have Ended: It's A Trap!

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Did you watch Man of Steel and wonder why on earth Superman didn't just fly into space and take care of business there? 

Yea, so did everyone else. Thankfully, kind people of the internet have made that idea somewhat of a reality.

"I'm Rich Batman" might be how I respond to everything today. Either that or suggestively pseudo-whisper "Justice League".

Of course, outside of those two moments, I think we can all agree the highlight of this version of Man of Steel would be the addition of Admiral Ackbar.

Do you agree? Sound off in the comments, THGers.

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IT'S NOW TIME FOR A NEGRO SUPERMAN !!!! SHVARTZZERMAN ... LOOK !! UP IN THE SKY !! IS THAT A BIRD ? A PLANE ? NO ,MUTHERFUCKER, THAT'S A FLYING NIGGER WITH MY I-PHONE !!!! ABLE TO STEAL COPPER FROM TALL BUILDINGS , !!! BLACKER THAN A LOCOMOTIVE !!!!! CAN HIJACK A CAR IN A SINGLE BOUND !!!!! GET HIS BLACK AS SHOT FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET !!!! IT'S SUPER SHVARTZZER !!!! DO DO DO DOO DOO ... DO DO DDO DO ..... AND WHOM, DISGUISED AS A MILD - MANNERED WELFARE RECIPIENT AND STREET AGITATOR , FIGHTS A NEVER-ENDING BATTLE FOR COMFY SHOES, AND A WARM PLACE TO SHIT ... DOO DO DOO DO OD ....

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riding a wheelchair isn't exactly funny.

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THE TERM " SUPERMAN" COMES FROM THE NAZI UBERMEN ... IN WORLD WOR II ... TO JEWS - OF COURSE - STOLE THE NAME AND ADAPTED IT TO A SEMETIC CHARACTOER WITH A HOOKED NOSE AND BLACK HAIR THE SEMETIC APPEARANCE . OF COURSE , THEY MADE THE CHARACTER LOOK MORE WHITE LIKE .... LIKE MAKING JESUS - A BROWN-SKINNED , BLACK-HAIRED ARAB JEW - LOOK PART WHITE ..... REALLY , SUPERMAN IS A NON-WHITE CHARACTER AND NOT PERT OF WHITE AMERCCAN CULTURE ..... ALSO, IT'S LIKE A HUNDRED YEARS OLD .... IT'S SO ...YERSTERDAY !!!

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@ JOY

Yesw , joy, very historically correct .. And the cape is from the Romans you can see ..... it is passe .... and dopey .

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