How Man of Steel Should Have Ended: It's A Trap!

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Did you watch Man of Steel and wonder why on earth Superman didn't just fly into space and take care of business there? 

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    IT'S NOW TIME FOR A NEGRO SUPERMAN !!!! SHVARTZZERMAN ... LOOK !! UP IN THE SKY !! IS THAT A BIRD ? A PLANE ? NO ,MUTHERFUCKER, THAT'S A FLYING NIGGER WITH MY I-PHONE !!!! ABLE TO STEAL COPPER FROM TALL BUILDINGS , !!! BLACKER THAN A LOCOMOTIVE !!!!! CAN HIJACK A CAR IN A SINGLE BOUND !!!!! GET HIS BLACK AS SHOT FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET !!!! IT'S SUPER SHVARTZZER !!!! DO DO DO DOO DOO ... DO DO DDO DO ..... AND WHOM, DISGUISED AS A MILD - MANNERED WELFARE RECIPIENT AND STREET AGITATOR , FIGHTS A NEVER-ENDING BATTLE FOR COMFY SHOES, AND A WARM PLACE TO SHIT ... DOO DO DOO DO OD ....

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    riding a wheelchair isn't exactly funny.

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    THE TERM " SUPERMAN" COMES FROM THE NAZI UBERMEN ... IN WORLD WOR II ... TO JEWS - OF COURSE - STOLE THE NAME AND ADAPTED IT TO A SEMETIC CHARACTOER WITH A HOOKED NOSE AND BLACK HAIR THE SEMETIC APPEARANCE . OF COURSE , THEY MADE THE CHARACTER LOOK MORE WHITE LIKE .... LIKE MAKING JESUS - A BROWN-SKINNED , BLACK-HAIRED ARAB JEW - LOOK PART WHITE ..... REALLY , SUPERMAN IS A NON-WHITE CHARACTER AND NOT PERT OF WHITE AMERCCAN CULTURE ..... ALSO, IT'S LIKE A HUNDRED YEARS OLD .... IT'S SO ...YERSTERDAY !!!

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    @ JOY

    Yesw , joy, very historically correct .. And the cape is from the Romans you can see ..... it is passe .... and dopey .




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