Couple Having Sex in Public Park: Busted By 25 Bike Cops on Training Ride!

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An apparently aroused Pennsylvania couple spent a night in jail after they got caught having sex in a public park by 25 bike cops on a training ride.

Hornballs

Richard McBride, 37, and Jennifer Harvey, 41, were boning near a baseball diamond at the appropriately named Naylor's Run Park at 4 p.m. Tuesday.

That's when a swarm of officers from the area rolled through on a bike patrol training ride through the Philadelphia suburbs and saw them on a baseball field.

"There they were, on the first base line," Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood said, though they were WELL beyond first base at that point.

If you know what we mean!

Chitwood then offered this amazing quote:

"So there's a bench, and she is bent over the bench and our friend here is behind her with his pants down to his ankles, just banging away."

Gives you the visual you need right there.

The couple, who are from Philadelphia, were arrested and charged with lewdness and disorderly conduct, and later cut loose on $30,000 bail.

As for the training exercise, the ride was part of a week-long program that trains cops on how to conduct bike patrols. Looks like it was an early success.

"Imagine being arrested by 25 cops," Chitwood mused. "They were as shocked as the police were."

Seriously. Who gets arrested by one bike cop, let alone 25?

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It seems that you cannot have any privacy. And then, if you have no shame and concern to do private things, then you are judged and/or punished. I feel sorry for that couple.

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HaHaHAAAaaaa!! This is AMERICA ladies and gentlemen......

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That wasn't a gang BANG; it was a gang BUST!

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OK enough already on the racist bullshit they are both ugly as fuck. Also piss poor excuses for any race. This is one gross ass situation let alone being fuggly. In case you don't know what that means it's "butt fuck ugly". God help us all if they breed.

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So just when I was reading this sick-ass story, I was like.... What the f*ck? IN PUBLIC? AN AREA WHER KIDS WOULD NORMALLY OCCUPY IN? Then I realized the pun unintended - which was twice as gross!

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Good Lord...whatever happened to GET A ROOM ALREADY?!?!? Even though being surrounded by (and then getting arrested by) those 25 cops was a bit much, those cops made the right call and all, though. I mean...that couple got what they deserved. Oh, well. Peace.

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Ugly ass couple. -__-

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OK , WHITE CITIZENS .. TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK @ THAT LUMP O PUKE MONSTROSITY ON THE LEFT !! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO THE ONE THE MIX WITH SEMETIC RATS ...

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he was pitching, she as catching, it's a ballfield......so,what's the problem?

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I don't think the cop needed to be so graphic! Gross! It's bad enough they were doing it, that visual alone is enough to make anyone vomit.

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