Lindsay Lohan Pregnant? World Scoffs at Late Night Tweet

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Lindsay Lohan Tweeted that she's pregnant ... late night on April 1. If nothing else, this made her the center of the Twitter comedy universe for a few hours.

"Its official. Pregnant..." said LiLo's three simple words, one of them presumably missing an intended apostrophe, around 10:30 p.m. PDT Monday.

Some of our favorite reactions to her pregnancy Tweet?

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  • Actually took a lot longer than I expected.
  • At least now she'll have somebody to drink with!
  • Lindsay Lohan tweeting she's pregnant isn't funny. Ruining a child's life is no joke.
  • Lindsay Lohan just tweeted she's pregnant. Sad when even your April fools jokes need to go to rehab.
  • Lolz but seriously that would be like the low budget sequel to Kimye's baby.
  • If Lindsay Lohan really is pregnant, who wants to start making bets that it’s Charlie Sheen’s baby?
  • Wow some poor guy was really that desperate?
  • Thank goodness for Planned Parenthood.
  • Lindsay Lohan is pregnant?! so was it from one of her fellow inmates or one of her dealers... or does she even know at this point?
  • I didn't know you can get preggo from scissoring.
  • LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT PREGNANT IS SHE REALLY NO STOP HAHAHAHHA SHUT UP OMG WHAT LOL HAHAHAH GOD HELP US ALL
  • Congratulations! It can be a beautiful chapter in your life if you're ready for it! (some people apparently fall for April Fools jokes still)

Why the collective LOLing from the Twitterverse? Consider the source.

The 26-year-old actress has spent 250 days in five rehab facilities since January 2007, including one long court-ordered stint after a failed drug test.

She has appeared in court at least 21 times and judges have found her in violation of probation six times, sentencing her to a total of nine months in jail.

Lohan has been getting it in lately - she's dating Avi Snow, a guitarist - but given the timing of the Tweet, and the fact that she's an absolute mess ...

It's easy to see how people jumped all over her belated April Fools joke. Just saying. Snow, for his part, Tweeted about his band's tour stop in Missouri.

Anyway, good one Linds. Well played. Not really.

Perhaps this kind of hilarious reaction should be the eye-opening experience she needs to finally admit she needs help ... oh who are we kidding people.

The girl waits until after it's already April 2 on the East Coast to pull an April Fools prank. Probably took her that long to sober up after a Sunday bender.

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This dumb broad is sick if she's pregnant the DHS needs to get it so much alcohol, drug it's just an April fool joke.

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She's nothing but a heroin addict in a hooker why should anybody feel sorry for her when she think she's done nothing wrong she's a liar a thief a drug addict a drunk and nothing but a $2 hooker who always plays the victim I have never done anything wrong everybody's picking on me starting to sound a lot like Charlie Brown now

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How easy it must be to judge someone from where you all are. When its so blatantly obvious that this chick is very sick with the disease of addiction. And she may not be long for this world. Hate to say it but its pretty much set in stone at this point. I mean she may very well end up like Amy Winehouse. Though I truly hope not. I just don't see a future for her much longer on this earth. But I will try to be at least somewhat optimistic about her and say that I remember when actor Robert Downey Jr. was once on the downslope of life with his addictions and he got fired from Alley Mcbeal all those years ago member? Cause I do. The point I'm making is this, For as many times Robert messed up, Lindsay has too. And the only difference is is that she has nobody to support her in making the right decisions in her life. And Robert did. That's why he is where he is today and why Lindsay is still a hot steaming mess. She needs support and a swift kick in the arse!

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I kind of feel sorry for the kid(s) she may have. Kids did/do not ask to be born in this world.

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Lindsay 'Makosi' Lohan...

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yes sure, but she is suffering a period year round!!

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Mugshot #6, some say her best yet (until #7). Vote for your favorite ... http://placeitonluckydan.com/2...

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Def needs a lot of rehab, but don't we all

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She actually didn't tweet "I'm pregnant" I might be her dog!

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Dee Lohan

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Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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