Here is how much the impending divorce hearing between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries means to the money-hungry reality star:
She will not be present for its opening day.
Because she has to shill for some perfume in New York.
According to TMZ, Kim’s attorney asked the judge to move the trial up three days so her client could attend, but the request was denied.
Granted, Humphries is the one who must prove his assertion of fraud in this matter, meaning he’ll be the first one to call witnesses to the stand and Kardashian won’t be needed until a later date.
But come on.
Considering how passionately Kardashian has claimed to want to end this marriage, even blaming a miscarriage scare on stress from the non-divorce, it’s hard not to roll one’s eyes at her excuse for missing part of the hearing.
Seriously, can both Kris AND Kim lose? They both suck.