Joan Rivers Slams Taylor Swift as Prude, Angelina Jolie as "Slut"

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Well, at least she stayed away from Adele and the Holocaust this time.

But Joan Rivers appeared this morning on Live with Kelly and Michael and took aim at two more famous names, a couple weeks after slamming Adele as fat.

Joan Rivers on the Red Carpet

"Taylor Swift's knees have been together more than Melissa and I," the comedian told the hosts. "If you've broken up with nine people in nine months, maybe you should douche. I say this as a loving grandmother. I say this with love."

And certainly not with humor.

Rivers then went after Angelina Jolie.

"Not a bad word about that wonderful slut ... we work together for the U.N. We do things for children. We either sell or buy, we do something wonderful for children. And then we drink at night ... She said to me the other night, 'If I can make one person happy Joan, I die content.' I said, 'Easy. Give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.'"

Zing! We guess?

Sound off now: Do you find Joan Rivers funny?

 

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Thats horrid! so what if taylor swift doesnt want to do it yet, and you shouldnt call adele fat thats really rude and taylors had six boyfriends in the past 10 years :P if anythng your the douche

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JOAN HAS SPENT HER MEXICAN - LITTLE - SIZED- LIFE AS A WHITE IMPERSONATOR ... WITH LITTLE SUCCESS .

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you should ask Brat...

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wish that she would stop with her bully type comments she is NOT at all funny

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she is damn right about these two people.