OK! Magazine and its ilk are incorrigible.
Having run out of things to talk about since Justin Theroux and Justin Theroux got engaged, the celebrity gossip source now claims in its new issue:
They already got married in secret!
According to OK! sources (anonymous ones of course), Jennifer and Justin were united in "a small commitment ‘ceremony’ together over Christmas.”
Sure they were.
“It happened at their Bel Air house shortly after their vacation in Mexico. It was super top-secret, and they shared it with a handpicked group from their inner circles.”
Hilariously, this supposed wedding would have happened after they eloped to Mexico, which OK! said in January. Keep your made-up stories straight!
Covering its tracks, the tabloid adds that Aniston and Theroux will have a second (third?) “official” ceremony in Hawaii when she wraps her latest film.
“Justin has his heart set on doing it in Hawaii,” the source says. “It’s his favorite place in the world. He even owns a cute little cottage on Kauai.”
That part could conceivably maybe be true. But any assertion that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are already married is 100 percent bogus.