Kourtney & Kim Take Miami Recap: Scott Puts the Moves on Khloe

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If you thought putting the moves on your girlfriend's sister after she just gave birth was out of bounds, you don't know these people - or their scripted show.

Scott Disick and Ryan Seacrest Productions, everybody!

Yes, that was the big storyline of the week, for anyone who chooses to believe it. In reality, Scott Disick is as much of a character as you'll see on any sitcom.

Kourtney & Kim Take Miami Picture

What did he pretend to do Sunday and did it make for good TV?

Come along for THG's Kourtney & Kim Take Miami recap!

Naturally, Scott was upset that post-partum Kourtney isn't up for getting it in. Such is life, but Minus 20 for being even a little surprised at this point.

Enter Khloe Kardashian for scripted entertainment! Plus 20.

Khloe does agree with Scott that Kourt puts him last and has been kind of a downer outside the bedroom as well, so he's not entirely off base. Plus 20.

Giving him someone to hang out with - despite the fact that he's so "busy" and vanishes for days on end - is Khloe's gift to both. How nice. Plus 20.

How does he repay her? Grabbing her boobs and making comments about how she's fellating that ice cream cone. Class act, that Scott D. Minus 40.

He really goes all out trying to get some (faux flirting as it may be), even after she says flat out that she didn't want to be touched. No shame. Plus 60.

Even though he was clearly just messing around, it did hit a weird point he probably shouldn't have reached, and for that he apologized. But Minus 30.

Fortunately, no ass whomping by Lamar required. Plus 10.

After Khloe complained to Kourtney Kardashian that her boyfriend was sexually harassing her, she barely seemed to flinch or care. It's a telling sign.

Maybe she was just happy to have a break. Plus 50.

Meanwhile, depressed over breaking up with girlfriend Rita Ora, who he famously accused of cheating with 20 dudes, Rob is dating a bunch of women.

One asked him to hook her up with a recording deal with Kanye, Kim got pissed, and Rob actually got upset at her for it. Dude ... know your role. Minus 70.

Rob apologized, just like Scott, and they're all back to one big happy family. What a surprise. It's almost like none of that drama was ever real. Minus 30.

Kim found them a good house so they can get out of the hotel. Plus 30.

EPISODE TOTAL: +20! SEASON TOTAL: +158!

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Everyone seems to feel that Kourtney was concerned about the kid when wanting to get a house. In all actually Kourtney was onlly concerned with herself cuz Scot should have been the one to go and rent a house and the burden not be put on Kim but since Kourtney is satisfied with Scott being home with the kids and never working Kourtney should be more willing to accept whatever since she is contented with having a man that does not provide for her.How does these GROWN PEOPLES PROBLEMS BECOME AND ISSUE FOR KIM. Quit the Reality TV show Kim. Your family members have entitlement issues

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@ jules

My comment was meant for you. I'm so happy to see some people can see what the truth is. Kim get's the brunt from all of them and the countless haters, which is not fair.

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"Kim needs to stop filming reality TV with her family" Woah Woah woah pimp mama will NOT be happy about that I mean all that $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.this show is the only reason they're still relevant_and they know it Kim is flying all over the world to make $$$ now just like when Paris Hiltons 15minutes was fading

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@ Klaire

I agree! These people have no talent and are famous for absolutely no reason! Kim's comment that being pregnant is so hard was disgusting! So many people would love to have kids and be good and loving parents and this superficial manipulative fake human being who will show case her child like a fashion accessory and get nannies to bring up her child complaining about being pregnant! The people watching these shows need to stop and the producers should be ashamed of themselves for perpetuating a generation of idiots striving for fame for fames sake by behaving like morons and bitches! Why dont we value talent anymore and make badly behaved fake people famous?

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@ Klaire

I couldn't have said it better myself. Thank you for seing what I saw last night.

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Kim needs to stop filming reality TV with her family. Most of the negative comments come directly from her family. With a baby coming and certain members of her family refusing to respect her Kim should stop reality TV. Kim needs to understand she is not responsible for her Grown brothers and sisters

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