Christopher Dorner, a former LAPD Officer suspected of killing three people, left a rambling manifesto on Facebook that gave shout-outs to a wide range of celebrities.
Aside from blaming other law enforcement officials for his predicament, Dorner gushes over Hillary Clinton (saying she'll make "one hell of a president" and refers to Charlie Sheen as "effin awesome."
He believes Kelly Clarkson and Kate Winslet are among "THE MOST beautiful women on this planet" and he simply sends congratulations to Ellen DeGeneres.
He thinks Christoph Waltz is headed for "greatness" and Tim Tebow is a "great football player."
Dormer also says he wants his brain to be preserved for scientific research, admitting has been "afflicted with severe depression" since being relieved of duty on June 26, 2008.
Finally, there's evidence Dorner took action aside from his words.
"Learned today suspect Christopher Dorner sent me a parcel at CNN," Anderson Cooper Tweeted a few hours ago. "Inside was a note, DVD, and a coin shot thru with bullet holes."
Scary stuff. Also scary? Dorner is still on the loose.