Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may be growing closer by the day, but it will take a lot more than a few public displays of affection for the rapper to truly be a part of reality TV's First Family.
As long as Kim's ring finger and womb remain barren, an insider tells In Touch, West will "not [be] on the family Christmas card."
“Kim has never had a boyfriend on the family Christmas card," the source says. "The only guy she's ever had on the family card was her first husband. If she marries Kanye, he’ll be on the card.
Wait, then how was Scott Disick on the 2011 Kardashian Christmas card?
"If they get pregnant before they get married, it will have to be discussed with the family. That’s how Scott got on the cards," adds the insider.
The tabloid has actually see the holiday tradition and it includes a reference to Kim's late kitten, Mercy.
Reads the opening line:
“Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, Kim was waiting for Santa, while her cat Mercy played with a mouse. Kendall and Kylie hung their stockings on the chimney with care, as Rob was wondering why his SOCK designs were not there!"
Shoot us now. Please.