If you thought the three-year-old getting a ticket for public urinating was bad, an Iowa Pizza Hut delivery driver allegedly urinated on a female customer's door.
Because she didn't tip, obviously.
"It's just one of those things where unfortunately, I don't have the money," Chloe Teply lamented.
Teply said that after she noticed the yellow puddle where a welcome mat should be, "I was like, 'Hmmm, who was at my door that might be upset with me?"
"And it kind of hit me that it was the pizza delivery guy."
A surveillance video of the driver confirmed his guilt, and after apartment manager Sheri Larson notified the restaurant of the man's yellow streak, they let him go.
"If you're going to get really upset about things like that then maybe you shouldn't be a pizza delivery driver at all," Teply lamented of the urine vandal.
Eventually, the story was broadcast on local TV, and the driver returned to apologize and clean it up.
No word if he through in some free breadsticks.