Kim Kardashian Offers Ground-Breaking Diet Tips
by Hilton Hater at .Thanksgiving is over. It will soon be time to slip into that slinky dress for your company holiday party.
But how will you ever fit, following multiple helpings of stuffing and pie? Fear not!
Kim Kardashian has taken to her official blog to offer truly ground-breaking dieting advice to any food fanatic out there. Read on and be sure to jot this down. It's nothing you ever would have thought of on your own...
- Throw out those left overs!
- Take advantage of workout-related bargains. Visit stores and websites so for a new exercise outfit or some new sneakers that will get you motivated to hit the gym.
- Find a workout buddy!
- Stay focused. But don't be too hard on yourself if you gain a couple pounds here or there. Just focus on eating healthier.
- Strive to drink nine cups of water per day.
And there you have it, folks! It will also help to star in a Ray J sex tape and shill for every product out there in order to afford your own personal chef and trainer.
Best of luck to all!
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Comments (6 Total)
Hey my diet plan worked for me. I was just trying to help some people!
gosh, I'M GOING TO MASTURBATE THIS AFTERNOON. ...........she is SOOOOOOOOO hot, folks!!
This bitch. I hope she dies a terribly gruesome death where a child from a third world country painfully butchers her to silence with a leftover turkey leg and a fistful of mashed potatoes.
1. I'm so rich I throw away food while 20% of American kids live in poverty and the cold.
Right, like I would EVER take diet tips from that fat cow...
fuck you kim might be shallow and a diva, but shes a beautiful woman proud of her curves and more women should be like that, take pride in your body.