by Hilton Hater at

Ray J didn't just hit it first.

He continues to hit it again and again - figuratively speaking, that is - in an attempt to stay relevant.

In a parody for Joan Rivers' upcoming WE tv series (Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, premiering March 29), the singer and the old comedian parody a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Check out stills from the unnamed video here:

Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Pics
Ray J and Joan Rivers in a sex tape?!? Yes. Well, sort of. This is a parody of Kim Kardashian Superstar.
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Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Still

1. Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Still

Ray J and Joan Rivers in a sex tape?!? Yes. Well, sort of. This is a parody of Kim Kardashian Superstar.


Ray J and Joan Rivers in Bed

2. Ray J and Joan Rivers in Bed

Here's something you can never, ever unsee: Ray J and Joan Rivers... in bed!


Joan Rivers in Ecstasy

3. Joan Rivers in Ecstasy

Joan Rivers writhing and moaning in bed? This is something we hoped never to witness.


Joan Rivers and Ray J

4. Joan Rivers and Ray J

Ray J and Joan Rivers reflect on their sex tape in this photo from the latter's WEtv show.


A Sex Tape Selfie

5. A Sex Tape Selfie

This is a selfie the Internet could have done without. Ray J snapped it of himself and Joan Rivers in bed.


Why does a relationship with an older woman work so well for Ray J?

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by Hilton Hater at

Earlier today, Ray J came out with the official "I Hit it First" video, the track that he swears is totally not dedicated to a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape.

It features this artist and a Kim look-alike frolicking bed, playing with each other and a video camera.

THG can't help but wonder: Why did Ray J waste time and money putting such a project together?

Why not just take the hilarious single and set it in the background of actual Kim Kardashian sex tape footage? You know, like this creative Internet user did:

The only question that remains, THGers: Which song should be played in the background of the upcoming Farrah Abraham sex tape?

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by Hilton Hater at

Forget talk of an engagement to Kanye West.

A new Kim Kardashian rumor is making the far more interesting rounds: According to The Daily Star, another Kardashian/Ray J sex tape has hit the market!

This flick is also reportedly from 2003, with a source hilariously "it’s definitely Kim in the video. And it’s even raunchier than her last one. There are all kinds of eye-popping moments.”

Kim Kardashian Superstar: The Sequel is allegedly on the market for $30 million and the reality star is supposedly terrified it will leak.

Is this story likely bogus? Yes. But would you be surprised if it were not?

That's all we're saying.

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by Hilton Hater at

This is real pornography.
Wait… who's holding it? Two hands!
The end is purple.
What's taking him so long? He's so young.
She's just laying there.
That's a Brazilian.
That's what Greeks do… from the back.

And so the commentary goes in the following video, which claims to depict a trio of grandmothers watching Kim Kardashian Superstar. Are they actually witnessing Ray J thrust Kim... into the spotlight?

We'd like to think so. Actually, gross, we really would not. Either way, check out the hilarity now and decide for yourself:

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by Hilton Hater at

Sonja Bates-Norwood, the mother of Ray J and Brandy, has two messages for America:

  1. Get over the sex tape her son made with Kim Kardashian.
  2. Put the blame for its release squarely on the giant breasts shoulders of Kim.

The Norwood family appeared this week on The Wendy Williams Show in order to promote their new VH1 reality series (yes, there's now a program based around the exploits of one guy famous for penetrating Kim Kardashian on video; and one woman famous for her fatal car crash) - and Sonja was asked about the only reason anyone has ever heard of her son.

She first told the country to move on from the tape, and then said: "With all the hoopla with it being Ray J and people trying to blame him, did you see him on the cover of Playgirl? Did you see him in the centerfold of Playgirl?"

Translation: Kim has posed for Playboy and has seen her career take off since the video went online. You connect the dots, people.

Brandy and Ray J proceeded to sign autographs for fans outside talk show studio. Which raises the question: Brandy and Ray J have fans?!?

  • Return of Brandy
  • Remember Brandy?
  • Sister of Ray J
  • Brandy Norwood Photo
  • Ray J and Brandy
  • Siblings, Singers
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by Mischalova at

As 2007 draws to a close, it's time to reflect and pay tribute to the stars who made this a year to remember. On that note, The Hollywood Gossip is announcing its 10 finalists for its first annual Celebrity of the Year award.

They've given us their best, their worst and, in a more than a few cases, their naked pictures. Now it is time for us to give a little something back with this special feature, because without these celebrities, we are nothing.

We previously profiled attention-starved rich people from The Hills at #6. Now, without further delay, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #5 … A slew of celebrity sex tape stars!

While many may remember 2007 as the year the war in Iraq raged on and on, those in the entertainment news world will mark it down as an era during which we were taken from camping out on the front lawns of celebrities... to receiving an up close and personal view of what goes on in their bedrooms.

Indeed, sex tapes came from the likeliest of sources (Keeley Hazell) to the nerdiest (Dustin Diamond) and most enterprising (Ray J, below).

Ray J, Kim Kardashian, Sex Tape

With that in mind, we present the 2007 Celebrity Sex Tape Awards:

  • Most Career Enhancing: Kim Kardashian. Paris Hilton's former BFF learned from the master. Getting reamed by Ray J has led to a reality TV show and a spot atop the celebrity gossip world for this socialite.
  • Least Surprising: Amy Fisher. She shot her former lover's wife in the face. After that, nothing could really surprise us.
  • Most Explicit: Olivia Mojica. The former American Idol contestant didn't possess the singing ability to go far on the country's most popular reality show. So Mojica chose to show us her other, more hard core talents as punishment for not voting for her.
  • Sex Tape Featuring Least Famous and Least Attractive Girl: Jennifer Toof. Or Toastee Toof. This former Flavor of Love girl was so unknown at the time of her video's release that we still aren't sure what to call her.
  • Best Attempt at a Sex Tape: Vanessa Hudgens and Katie Rees (tie). Sorry, ladies, but it takes more than naked photos to be counted in this group.
  • Most Exciting, Untrue Sex Tape Rumors: Lauren Conrad and Britney Spears (tie). Maybe next year we'll experience the real thing. Speaking of which...
  • Sex Tape Star We Most Hope to Write About in 2008: Hayden Panettiere. What? She's 18 now. It's okay if we admit this.

Behind Those Hazell Eyes
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by Mischalova at

Paris Hilton must REALLY be jealous now.

First, best, loose friend Kim Kardashian went ahead and made a sex tape.

Look at My Watch!

And reports are surfacing that it's even hotter than One Night in Paris.

Now, as this still image of the sex video reveals, Kardashian has stolen Paris' position.

The nerve!

As Ray J gives it to Kim from behind, you can almost see the smoke emanating from Hilton's ears. That is, when you aren't trying to picture Kim Kardashian nude.

As hot as this tape looks to be, we can all agree on one thing: let's hope Hilton's other close friend, Nicole Richie, never thinks about making one. Ewww.

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