Olivia Wilde Gushes Over Jason Sudeikis, Alive Vagina

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It's official: Jason Sudeikis is the luckiest human being on the planet.

Consider: At a New York City event hosted by Glamour last night, Olivia Wilde gushed about her relationship with the Saturday Night Live star, telling Vulture...

"We have sex like Kenyan marathon runners."

  • Olivia Wilde Close Up
  • Jason Sudeikis Pic

We can only dream about Olivia Wilde nude. Sudeikis is privy to the actual thing.

Ummm.... gulp?

How does her sex life with Sudeikis compare to between-the-sheets action with her ex-husband? It doesn't, really.

“I felt like my vagina died,” Wilde said of her marital sessions. “Turned off. Lights out ... And you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina.”

Ain't that the truth, ladies?

Somewhat dirty and awesome quotes aside, the actress said she's "blissfully, hopefully, wildly in love" with the funny man. That actually is very sweet.

Now please excuse us. We must go back to thinking about Olivia Wilde's vagina.

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