Kim Kardashian Kompares Televised Wedding to Cancer Diagnosis

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Just over a year ago, Kim Kardashian filmed her wedding to Kris Humphries, airing it as part of a four-hour special on E! and raking in millions from the event.

The couple, of course, filed for divorce 72 days later and Kardashian now says she's learned a lot from letting cameras into her personal life in such a manner. You know, just like someone diagnosed with cancer learns how to battle against the odds and appreciate every second of life and...

... wait... what?

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In a wide-ranging interview with The Guardian, Kardashian refers to this "decision in life" and explains:

"I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

Incredibly, this insensitive, myopic, utterly ridiculous comment might not be the most non-sensical thing Kim utters in the article. Consider:

She's bigger than Lucille Ball! "When I hear people say [what are you famous for?], I want to say, what are you talking about? I have a hit TV show. We've shot more episodes than I Love Lucy! We've been on the air longer than The Andy Griffith Show! I mean, these are iconic shows, so it blows my mind when people say that."

She's earned the success of her TV show! "If everyone could do [be on a reality TV show], everyone would. It doesn't make sense to me."

She's talented because she's famous! "What is my talent? Well, a bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. Do you know what I mean?"

She'd get married on TV all over again! "You never say never. Because who knows? So many other people I know have gotten married on TV and it has worked out amazing for them."

It's nice to see this new and improved Kardashian has learned that life lesson, isn't it?

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hi Kim...don't mind them,,there insecure,because why wasting their time time w/ you,all them wanted to have a spotlight,,hello...who are they?as long as you're nice,you're sweet,they are'nt easily to ruin your life..i like you for being a true to your self...keep it up Kim,,,as long you're sexy inside and out..you're still remaining Kim Kardashian,,HOT...

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Kim Kardashian is famous for doing NOTHING. Now, you're going to come out and say that her wedding to someone she doesn't know is just as bad as getting cancer? Are you insane? You wouldn't mind spending money to put you in a concentration camp, you runt.

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My mom passed away from cancer on November 6, 2003. For that skanky-ass Kim Kar-Trash-Ian to compare her sham-filled and failed marriage to cancer...I now have even less respect for her and her dysfunction junction family. Kim is a pathetic waste of space!!!!! And so is her fucking family!!!!!

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How stupid can you get. Unless you experience it first hand you have no idea what you will go through when you get a diagnosis of cancer. She'd better pray she never finds out, with all the botox, boob jobs and God knows what all in her body.

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I'm appalled, but none of us should be shocked. This is coming from a woman who got famous for sucking someone's junk. I wonder how many auditions she went through to get famous for being a skank. Probably a whole bunch. Anywho, one day this skank will disappear and another one will file suit.

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No, what she did was compare this girl's battle w/ cancer to her own life. She actually made this story about herself. We should not be shocked. This is simply who she is and what she does. She's reprehensible. Think about that next time you watch her show or purchase one of the numerous products she pedals.

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Are you freaking kidding me? Your sham wedding is on the same level of pain as having cancer?? you are that so self absorbed that you would even think this, let alone say it? Kittie is my daughter and after all my cancer tests came back negative we got her diagnosis. I would give ANYTHING to trade places with her so that i don't have to watch her be in pain. The sad part is i doubt your mother would make the same sacrafice. Your whole family is an insult. Shame on you all

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I have cancer. Was diagnosed in july this year.... i'm more than happy to trade MY CANCER for her "oh so hard life"

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Please, how can you compair a hoax marriage to cancer! I have cancer. I'm young, divorced and I'm raising two small children. My breast cancer has spread to my bones. I'm in and out of the hospital. I just started walking again after a tumor weakend my bones and my spine compressed. I'm in so much pain and sick and I have no help. Don't compair your marriage to cancer. People die every minute from cancer. You get over a divorce.....I know I did and was in a 13 year marriage that ended and it was a walk in the park compaired to cancer.

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I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT YOU COMPARED YOUR WHORING WEDDING TO CANCER. KIM HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANYONE DIE OF CANCER, HAVE YOU EVER HAD IT. PROBABLY NOT. I THINK YOU OUGHT TO TAKE YOUR SELF AND THE REST OF YOUR WHORING FAMILY OUT OF SIGHT, MIND AND WHATEVER ELSE. HOW DARE YOU MAKE A COMMENT LIKE THAT. THAT IS ONE OF THE WORST THINGS I HAVE EVER READ. I LOST MY MOM WHEN I WAS 19. I DID NOT HAVE HER AROUND WHEN I GOT MARRIED, HAD MY DAUGHTER AND HAVING A GRANDSON. YOU ARE ONE OF THE WORST PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD.NO CLASS AT ALL. JUST FRIGGIN SEX ON YOUR FILTHY MIND. YOU ARE THE WORLDS NUMBER ONE PHONY!

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