Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Review: Guess the Breath!

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo taught viewers a valuable life lesson: Never play "Guess Who's Breath" when you really need to urinate.

We can only hope all readers repeat that mantra as they read through our weekly +/- rundown of this surprising/nauseating/ridiculous TLC smash. Are you paying attention, Kris Jenner?

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Life can be a drag in the Georgia country, so Alana comes up with a genius idea. Let's play Guess Who's Breath, the most self-explanatory game out there: you wear a blindfold, you take a whiff and you guess who just stunk up your nostrils. PLUS 9 for sheer ingenuity here.

But MINUS 19 for the way the contest came to an end: With Anna peeing herself and earning the nickname "Wet Wet." Tough break there.

The Thompsons make $25 from a lemonade stand ("How do you spell lemonade?" Pumpkin asks?), earning PLUS 6 in the process because we were sure they were ticketed for a loss after Pumpkin screamed at passing motorists: "I'mma bust ya damn windows out!"

Elsewhere, Alana assessed Chickadee's expecting state with "Kaitlyn's coming out of Anna's moon pie any day now!" MINUS 37 because.... ugggh. Come on, Honey Boo Boo.

June cooks up her special dinner of "sketti" (MINUS 12) covered in "ketchup-butter mix" (MINUS 27). She also brags that can feed her family on $80/week, which would earn PLUS 14 points in this economy, but MINUS 15 must then be tacked on because they will also have Diabetes in a decade. Think of the medical expenses then!

Sugar Bear takes Alana to the Fun Factory, where they go roller-skating and engage in legitimate father/daughter time. PLUS 7 because we're softies. Says Sugar Bear: "My favorite part of spending the day alone with Alana is I actually got to see her play, have fun, and she had a big smile on her face."

Awww. PLUS 4 more!

We'll give the final word to Pumpkin: "I'll be honest with you. I don't brush my teeth but on special occasions." You just had to go and ruin it, didn't you, girl? MINUS 10.

TOTAL: -70.  SEASON TO DATE: -130.

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DCYS,GET THOSE KIDS OUT OF THERE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. MAY BE ALREADY. IS THAT GRIZZLY LOOKING GUY THE FATHER OF THAT ONE YOUNG GIRLS KID?

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Love it! This show is better than the Kardashians. Thanks, Honey Boo Boo!

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Despite the family’s poor eating habits, and strange bonding moments, I must admit I really like to watch “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.� I missed the last episode of “Honey Boo Boo,� because of my new work schedule at Dish. From the review I’m a little afraid to see “Sketti� being made. I pre-set my Hopper to record this show, and since there is a ton of recording space, I can easily skip over the meal-time preparations.

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I love hooney boo boo so shut the fuck up

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I love this show! love this family! Alana is adorable! You want real? straight up, this show is real, you want some fake no relate BS go watch the other show, each person brings their own personalities to the show, and through thick and thin their love is unconditional! haters want to act like they have never! please!!! we all have, we just have never seen anyone display it on national TV and on top of that have a "is what it is attitude" LOVE YOU GUYS STAY REAL!

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Good point Missy

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Oh Ellen, should your parents also be charged because they raised a child that just butchered the English language beyond repair? Your entire post is as hard to decipher as the words coming out if Alana's mouth!
Pot--->Kettle--->Black--->Ellen

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I think any parent who are exployding their children for money, should face child abuse charges. This child is not real. She will grow up as a trashy person with no value, unless some one steps in and takes her by the hand and show her a true innocent childhood. All you good people who are watching this stuff, should be a shame of supporting this family. It is nothing wrong for a child to compete if she truly can sing, dance or read poetry. Nothing else. We are really sunk deep in this country, that we watch all the so called reality shows, who are staged. There are war, economy, hunger problem existing, why don't we do shows about them and straighten out our politician who got us there. So america wake up

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