The already infamous Chris Brown neck tattoo is not Rihanna. Probably.
Brown's rep says it's actually a Mexican Day of the Dead-inspired tattoo, and that there's no connection to his ex or any battered women, resemblances he damned.
We'll buy that. Even Chris wouldn't have the audacity to tattoo Rihanna's bruised face on his neck. Probably. With these two, you can't assume anything.
We're over it though. It's time to talk about the obligatory parodies.
The outrage at even the thought of Chris pulling such a move - and the ridiculousness of the tattoo itself - instantly sparked a whole host of Internet memes.
Click to enlarge some classics below, from Brown tattooing his own face, to Taylor Swift listing her famous exes to Kristen Stewart immortalizing R-Patt: